Texas Secession 'Closer' Than Anyone Thinks

WelshBloke

Lifer
Jan 12, 2005
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Texas secedes
U.S. invades
U.S treats Texas as new territory, deports Texans
Repopulates with people who aren't batshit crazy
U.S. removes every vestige of the Dallas Cowboys

This idea is so crazy, it just might work!
I'm going to look at this idea skew eyed until I find out where you are deporting them to!
Every American I've met seems to think they are Irish, Scottish or German so you'll be deporting them all to Germany yes?

Edit: Wait! Putin is making a special town for American deserters! Problem solved!
 

IronWing

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I'm going to look at this idea skew eyed until I find out where you are deporting them to!
Every American I've met seems to think they are Irish, Scottish or German so you'll be deporting them all to Germany yes?

Edit: Wait! Putin is making a special town for American deserters! Problem solved!
The Scots - Irish make up the biggest single demographic of Texas assholes so guess what? Think Orangemen in cowboy hats, football fans with guns.
 
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pmv

Lifer
May 30, 2008
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Texas secedes
U.S. invades
U.S treats Texas as new territory, deports Texans
Repopulates with people who aren't batshit crazy
U.S. removes every vestige of the Dallas Cowboys

This idea is so crazy, it just might work!

Where would you deport them to?

Surely just need to confine them all to [consults map] Padre Island. Call it the "Padre Strip" maybe?
 

Moonbeam

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Owing to the fact there is objective reality and insanity as conditions people can find themselves in, Texas like the rest of the world is in fits and stages making progress. Absent intense efforts to indoctrinate people with insane points of view, rationality will become the preferred mental state. It's a more pleasant place to be emotionally. With this in mind I see the future of Texas as blue, not an independent country.

If you watch a line of ants you will see some that are off the trail. We self haters have a tendency to generate as much stressful fearmongering as we can in order to break out of the numbness we feel being emotionally dead.
 

Dave_5k

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"Texas seceding from the United States is "closer than pretty much anyone else thinks" according to a leading Lone Star independence campaigner"
Say hi to Putin's FSB lead Texas agent ~ putting in overtime on his spare time away from the Trump campaign!
 

WelshBloke

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The Scots - Irish make up the biggest single demographic of Texas assholes so guess what? Think Orangemen in cowboy hats, football fans with guns.
Jesus! Dropping a bunch of clueless Texans cosplaying as Scots into Scottish sectarianism will actually give me night terrors!
 

APU_Fusion

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I mean, there is no reasoning with these people, one untruth after another...we are truly doomed as a nation...

I wish them the best of luck with that. When Biden is reelected Texas will do nothing because they are feckless cowards. Is Texas going to deport or round up the millions of democrats in the state and put them in camps? The absurdity of them leaving union is laughable not to mention unconstitutional).
 

WelshBloke

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Is that why Europe and the US are having so much migration from Africa and other countries where Russia has a pretty big presence?
Well it's an absolute policy that Russia (and Belarus) is trafficking immigrants across the Eastern European borders to cause chaos.

That said they are just taking advantage of a situation that already exists.
Europe rich. Africa poor. Who wouldn't want to move to give themselves or their families a better, safer life?
 

APU_Fusion

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It would make them way more dependent on Mexico for it's economy.
With Texas out of NAFTA old Mexico can raise them there tariffs to 100% Trump style on all Texas imports along with the US. Those pesky federal dollars and jobs and military and assistance go boom boom too. It is just rabble rousing to the ignorant masses who live in delusional about the logistics or reality of trying to secede. Does make me giggle a bit.
 
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