Texas should BAN palm trees

[OutHouse]

This. Holy random rant. Are you a Bama fan too?

DAMN THOSE TREES, SWAYING IN THE WIND. MOCKING ME. FUCK YOU TREES!!

say that with adam sandlers rant voice.

 

[Oil]

You are wrong. It is acceptable in Galveston or South Padre

 

[Leros]

You are wrong. It is acceptable in Galveston or South Padre

I find that I can only tolerate palm trees in places where there is a beach within a handful of miles.

 

[ultimatebob]

You are wrong. It is acceptable in Galveston or South Padre

I saw quite a few in League City... they looked fine there.

 

[zinfamous]

In Texas(and I suspect in other states), palm trees: look like crap, freeze, take shit tons of water to grow properly, don't provide shade, and they don't have coconuts. They are the most useless thing to grow in Texas.

but they sound really cool in a stiff breeze.

 

[fail]

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[guyver01]

OP Fail.

Go to a state where Palm Trees aren't native.

Texas Sabal Palm Trees (Sabal texana) are one of only two palms native to Texas.
The other Palm Tree native to Texas is the the much smaller Blue Palm.

 

[Estrella]

No...the MOST worthless things to grow in Tex-Ass are Texans...

[porta-john humor]
Texans are like flies...they eat shit and bother people.

If God had meant for Texans to ski...he'd have made bullshit white.

[/porta-john humor]

You must be from one of those sissy western states :-D

 

[Estrella]

Palms are awesome.

Not in Texas.

 

[Estrella]

You are wrong. It is acceptable in Galveston or South Padre

So you are a co-conspirator in ruining Galveston and South Padre.

 

[Estrella]

I saw quite a few in League City... they looked fine there.

Of all places, League City does not need them. Given all the cool historical stuff in LC, they should not have them. Some tropical island going government f*ck-tard did the following: "Herp Derp." <poof> Magic! Palm trees are now in LC.

 

[IronWing]

Not in Texas.

Of course not; Texas sucks.

 

[Demo24]

*looks lovingly at the palm tree out the window*

 

[zanejohnson]

my oldest daughter owns a pony, i feed it, provide it shelter/food.. how is that wrong? it's a luxory item i am proud to provide my daugher with... if you hate, shit, do better for yourself...it's not like this is a welfare handout.

 

[guyver01]

my oldest daughter owns a pony, i feed it, provide it shelter/food.. how is that wrong? it's a luxory item i am proud to provide my daugher with... if you hate, shit, do better for yourself...it's not like this is a welfare handout.

wtf does this have to do with palm trees? did you swallow a box of drugs again?

 

[IronWing]

wtf does this have to do with palm trees? did you swallow a box of drugs again?

Read the thread. Ponies are essential to grasping the higher truth revealed here.

 

[zanejohnson]

wtf does this have to do with palm trees? did you swallow a box of drugs again?

lol good point...sorry i was reading another thread lol..

lol yeah, i got nothing against palm trees in general.

 

[IronWing]

"Palm pony"
"Palm pony"
"Palm pony"
"Palm pony"
"Palm pony"
"Palm pony"
"Palm Pony"
"Palm PONY"
"PALM PONY"
OH GOD!!!

 

[rockyct]

So you are a co-conspirator in ruining Galveston and South Padre.

lol, wow. You should put a picture of a palm tree crossed out as your avatar. You really hate palm trees.

 

[zanejohnson]

Read the thread. Ponies are essential to grasping the higher truth revealed here.

lol, right...

it's like... ponies are so cool.. the reg ppl should not be able to afford them, the upkeep of themn.. but those of us who can.... lol.. and give them to our daughters... oh man....lol man,


all truth here


we totally fucked this up.

 

[rockyct]

Read the thread. Ponies are essential to grasping the higher truth revealed here.

lol, hmm, maybe estrella wanted a pony as a kid but never got one.

 

[Estrella]

OP Fail.

Go to a state where Palm Trees aren't native.

Texas Sabal Palm Trees (Sabal texana) are one of only two palms native to Texas.
The other Palm Tree native to Texas is the the much smaller Blue Palm.

You find me an asshole in Houston that grows either and I will give you a gold star.

They are fine in the Valley. I grew up with them(assuming Sabal Texana). They are supposed to grow there. I mean all these other stupid ass species, and the more expensive the species to procure the more that species annoy.

 

[IronWing]

Now I'm thinkin' that finger pony sounds more obscene than palm pony.

 

[-Slacker-]

Show the court on this doll where the palm tree touched you, son.

This is going in my sig ~thank~you :biggrin:

 

[Estrella]

lol, right...

it's like... ponies are so cool.. the reg ppl should not be able to afford them, the upkeep of themn.. but those of us who can.... lol.. and give them to our daughters... oh man....lol man,


all truth here


we totally fucked this up.

HA HA HA HA HA

Non-native palm trees are for 'New Money' assholes who think Nassau is in Houston and who think Cancun is the place to be.