Nice, Evadman
Some of the ones I've pulled out from here over my time:
Girls are both frequently dumb, often oversensitive, and mostly boring.
-- Hotchic
I'm addicted to pr0n, cheetos, and my d!ck is orange. I'm suing!
-- rickn
I just took a crap that meant more to society than your post just did
-- SackOfAllTrades
"She isn't the brightest lightbulb in the drawer"
"Nor the broken ones in the landfills"
-- ISO & Nitemare
The liberals have to hijack this country, all the conservatives are off hijacking Iraq
-- PipBoy
The audiophile population of ATOT will be here en masse to pimpslap the Stupid out of you. Please hold.
-- moonshinemadness
You can't drill a hole through to the other side. If you puncture the earth, all the gravity will escape.
-- XZeroII
I respect a man who can roll a seemingly-innocent thread up to the edge of moral oblivion.....and kick it right over that edge.
-- Fausto1
You sound like someone who is sexually frustrated. Did you catch your hand cheating on you?
-- Red Dawn
I'm serious... when I unzip my fly I want to hear angels singing in the background, watch the clouds open up and shine a ray of pure light on my crotch, and see Jesus himself lean down from the clouds and give Mr. Winky the thumbs up before I'd ever consider something like the peter-piercing.
-- ThaGrandCow
"Silly, there is no sun. That's the Holy Maglite of God. The bodies of the Nonbelievers are used to fuel its Everlasting Flame."
"I shall from this point forward refer to fat chicks as simply 'D cells.' "
-- MercenaryForHire & iwearnosox
Estrogen is liquid satan
-- Feldenak
-- Jack
English is the result of Norman soldiers attempting to pick up Anglo-Saxon barmaids, and is no more legitimate than any of the other results.
-- H. Beam Piper