That moment of panic

[Exterous]

When you go to walk out of the public bathroom and see women washing their hands. Even though I recently left a urinal I was still briefly struck by this until my brain caught up and confirmed I was not in the women's bathroom

 

[nakedfrog]

The sinks are not in the bathroom?

 

[Krazy4Real]

was she hot?

 

[interchange]

Why would being in the women's room cause you panic?

 

[nakedfrog]

Why would being in the women's room cause you panic?

He might be in one of those states where you get the United treatment if your birth certificate doesn't match the bathroom.

 

[Exterous]

Why would being in the women's room cause you panic?

I'm not sure how people in the country I'm visiting view creepers. But then I use 'panic' as in the 'oh shit am I in the wrong bathroom?' manner not 'I can't breath from this panic attack'

 

[IronWing]

I walked into the wrong bathroom a couple weeks ago. I was at a local convenience store; I'll call it "Circle K" because that is what it was. Circle K uses a pretty standard layout, with the hallway leading to the pissers to the left upon entering the store. The men's room is first door on the right, the women's room, the second door on the right, except not this store. So I stroll in the first doorway on the right and turn to the left to pick a urinal when I notice, "hmm, no urinal, that's odd" so I go into a stall and notice a waste can next to the toilet, "hmm". I step back out of the stall and notice that the condom machine offers unmentionable items for sale. So, using my awesome powers of deduction and reason, I concluded that I needed to be somewhere else and left. I suppose this is the end of my political aspirations.

 

[Schfifty Five]

The sinks are not in the bathroom?

This.

 

[IronWing]

This.

Cootie city.

 

[OutHouse]

this thread made my brain hurt.

 

[Kadarin]

I walked into the wrong bathroom a couple weeks ago. I was at a local convenience store; I'll call it "Circle K" because that is what it was. Circle K uses a pretty standard layout, with the hallway leading to the pissers to the left upon entering the store. The men's room is first door on the right, the women's room, the second door on the right, except not this store. So I stroll in the first doorway on the right and turn to the left to pick a urinal when I notice, "hmm, no urinal, that's odd" so I go into a stall and notice a waste can next to the toilet, "hmm". I step back out of the stall and notice that the condom machine offers unmentionable items for sale. So, using my awesome powers of deduction and reason, I concluded that I needed to be somewhere else and left. I suppose this is the end of my political aspirations.

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K...

 

[Carson Dyle]

I walked into the wrong bathroom a couple weeks ago. I was at a local convenience store; I'll call it "Circle K" because that is what it was. Circle K uses a pretty standard layout, with the hallway leading to the pissers to the left upon entering the store. The men's room is first door on the right, the women's room, the second door on the right, except not this store. So I stroll in the first doorway on the right and turn to the left to pick a urinal when I notice, "hmm, no urinal, that's odd" so I go into a stall and notice a waste can next to the toilet, "hmm". I step back out of the stall and notice that the condom machine offers unmentionable items for sale. So, using my awesome powers of deduction and reason, I concluded that I needed to be somewhere else and left. I suppose this is the end of my political aspirations.

You frequent these Circle Ks to the point where you can navigate them in the dark (except when they reverse the restrooms on you)? That's alarming.

 

[IronWing]

You frequent these Circle K's to the point where you can navigate them in the dark (except when they reverse the restrooms on you)? That's alarming.

What can I say? I'm a coke addict.

 

[Sonikku]

I remember I was washing my hands once in a men's bathroom at a hospital and a guy walked in the door, saw me, then back tracked a few steps and took a good look at the sign to make sure he was in the right bathroom. Brought a smile to my face.

 

[cbrunny]

Sink should be in the stall so that when I take a poo I can wash my hands before touching my clothes.