He might be in one of those states where you get the United treatment if your birth certificate doesn't match the bathroom.Why would being in the women's room cause you panic?
Why would being in the women's room cause you panic?
I walked into the wrong bathroom a couple weeks ago. I was at a local convenience store; I'll call it "Circle K" because that is what it was. Circle K uses a pretty standard layout, with the hallway leading to the pissers to the left upon entering the store. The men's room is first door on the right, the women's room, the second door on the right, except not this store. So I stroll in the first doorway on the right and turn to the left to pick a urinal when I notice, "hmm, no urinal, that's odd" so I go into a stall and notice a waste can next to the toilet, "hmm". I step back out of the stall and notice that the condom machine offers unmentionable items for sale. So, using my awesome powers of deduction and reason, I concluded that I needed to be somewhere else and left. I suppose this is the end of my political aspirations.
I walked into the wrong bathroom a couple weeks ago. I was at a local convenience store; I'll call it "Circle K" because that is what it was. Circle K uses a pretty standard layout, with the hallway leading to the pissers to the left upon entering the store. The men's room is first door on the right, the women's room, the second door on the right, except not this store. So I stroll in the first doorway on the right and turn to the left to pick a urinal when I notice, "hmm, no urinal, that's odd" so I go into a stall and notice a waste can next to the toilet, "hmm". I step back out of the stall and notice that the condom machine offers unmentionable items for sale. So, using my awesome powers of deduction and reason, I concluded that I needed to be somewhere else and left. I suppose this is the end of my political aspirations.
What can I say? I'm a coke addict.You frequent these Circle K's to the point where you can navigate them in the dark (except when they reverse the restrooms on you)? That's alarming.