That unscratchable itch ... ................

[ultravox]

You know the one that gets you right in the arch of the foot and only when you're wearing shoes and driving. No matter how deftly you manage to get your finger inbetween your shoe and foot, youy know damn well that nothing will appease that itch except for full barefoot scratching, prefereably with a rasp or hack-saw.. .. What's with that and why does it only happen in the arch of the foot

 

[Pyxis]

OMG I know what you mean. That is the worst, it always happens when your driving. It drives me crazy because no matter how much you try to scratch it with your finger, you can't make it go away.:|

 

[cxim]

This is a common initial presentation of HIV infection. It occurs before any other symptoms & before any blood tests are positive.

 

[bigbootydaddy]

thats not even remotely funny.

 

[guyver01]

cxim .. that should get you a little vacation time from AT.. that's not even funny.

 

[Zoltar]

That's not even funny cxim.

BTW, this months discover has a report on itching. I didn't read it yet, just got it in the mail yesterday.

 

[Optimus]

cxim demonstrates his talent for stupidity yet again.

 

I guess cxim is speaking from experiance.

 

[Optimus]

I wonder if there is some connection between cxim, aryll, and pamchenko... or is it just a sudden influx of morons?

 

[Wingznut]

An itch in the middle of your back, while wearing a Fab Bunny Suit, is worse. And it doesn't go away!

 

[Total Refected Power]

This is a common initial presentation of HIV infection. It occurs before any other symptoms & before any blood tests are positive.

Nice. Just minimize this horrible disease. Moron.

 

[ultravox]

Nice...seven replies about cxim's crapping on my thread and two addressing the thread topic. Thanks CXIM.. Don't quit your day job just yet and don't let the modem hit you on the ass on your way out...

 

[Spoooon]

Heh, I thought you were talking about that itch that you can't scratch when you're out in public. Well, I suppose you could, but it'd be pretty rude of you.

Man, nothing feels better than scratching an itch.

 

[Optimus]

Sorry, ultravox!

OK, I do know exactly what you are saying, though - ever tried to scratch that itch by taking your foot out of your shoe and scratching the arch against one of the pedals?

 

[Howard]

Maybe he didn't read the post but only the topic?

 

[Elledan]

<<ever tried to scratch that itch by taking your foot out of your shoe and scratching the arch against one of the pedals?>>

Isn't that really dangerous?

 

[yobarman]

Cxim that was pretty funny, really. I don't see how no one else gets it..or I guess no one gets that dark humor. Behind every comedy is a little tradgedy

 

[Fardringle]

<<Behind every comedy is a little tragedy>>

True, but cxim's post was ALL tragedy and NO comedy.

 

[shiznut123]

I really hate those itched that are inside your leg. No matter how much you scratch, it doesn't feel better

 

[NakaNaka]

Ya I'm sorry I don't find it funny when your joking about a disease that kills you. Ya I forgot that's really funny. Give me a break. Those comments should not be allowed. MODS!

 

[Optimus]

<< Isn't that really dangerous? >>



Hell yeah!

 

[erub]

or you could wait until you get to a stop light, shove the car into park, and then massage your foot with the petal

<--- shows off his genious yet again

 

[MajesticMoose]

That's nothing. Try getting poison ivy on your toes. I nearly went insane from that. I could tell you some nasty details, but you don't want to here it, believe me

m00se

 

[loup garou]

One of the best feelings on earth (not the best ) rubbing your feet on some nice thick-piled carpet when you have that itch...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

 

[loup garou]

MajesticMoose: You don't happen to be the guy from Smellyfeet, do you?