That's right, I'm a TOUGH GUY!

[Brutuskend]

I dry shave, AGAINST THE GRAIN!!!


Bring it ON!!!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

I'm so tough, I eat razorblades and shave from the inside!

- M4H

 

[sman789]

i dry shave, my nuts



but thats tougher

 

[geno]

jesus dude, I guess you don't know the meaning of razor burn? I get it too easily

 

[ThePresence]

I pull out each hair with my dirty, broken fingernails, then I smear vodka on my face.

 

[Red Dawn]

Tough guys?? Hell I went to a local watering hole Friday night filled with tough guys. Everytime someone would talk to another guys GF a fight would almost break out. Actually they really weren't tough guys, just drunks who don't know how to behave in public.

BTW, I can dry shave with my Mach3 Razor without much of a razor burn

 

[Metalloid]

I can do it, but I really see no reason to.

 

[Placer14]

Haha, whatever...i peel my skin off my face everymorning and wait for my skin to grow back. Tough, feh.

 

[stev0]

Originally posted by: sman789
i dry shave, my nuts



but thats tougher

good god man. get some gel

 

[GtPrOjEcTX]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
I dry shave, AGAINST THE GRAIN!!!


Bring it ON!!!

I do that as well. On my neck after the electric razor misses a few places. So sweet. I'm a tough guy too!

Originally posted by: ThePresence
I pull out each hair with my dirty, broken fingernails, then I smear vodka on my face.

lol. First time I've actually laughed out loud on these forums in months.

 

[Hammer]

i can too, but ill bleed buckets

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
I dry shave, AGAINST THE GRAIN!!!


Bring it ON!!!

I dry shave against the grain too. Very easy if you use an electric.

ZV

 

[Lonyo]

I'm such a tough guy, my hair jumps off my face because it's scared of me, I don't even have to shave.

 

[dxkj]

I cant shave more than once every 3 days or i get horrible razorburn, no matter what or how much shaving cream i use

 

[MeanMeosh]

i'm such a tough guy, i drink a bottle of vodka, straight up, smash the bottle against the table, and dry shave with the shards.

 

[DainBramaged]

Real men don't shave.

 

[Booster]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Real men don't shave.

Real men pi in the sink.

 

[KGB1]

Hehe, what is this th Macho Man Fan Club?? [OOOHHH YEAH] Snap into a Slim Jim... [/OOOHHH YEAH!!]

I haven't shaved in 2 weeks, I'm waiting till a sufficient beard grows. HIIISBILLLAH

 

[MeanMeosh]

Originally posted by: Booster

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Real men don't shave.

Real men pi in the sink.

i pi in the sink?

... <shrug> ok.

<goes to sink> 3.141...

 

HA!

You pussies use razors ?

I use my camping knife.

 

[KGB1]

Originally posted by: Roger
HA!

You pussies use razors ?

I use my camping knife.

The tiny one they gave you in the boy scouts... HA...

fruit.. :Q hehe j/k

 

[Booster]

i pi in the sink?

... <shrug> ok.

<goes to sink> 3.141...

However, these real men are so annoying.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Roger
HA!

You pussies use razors ?

I use my camping knife.

Roger, you cant fool us. We know you have a long flowing white Gandalflike beard.

 

[Rudee]

Yeah, well I run with scissors. So there!

 

Roger, you cant fool us. We know you have a long flowing white Gandalflike beard.

Who said anything about facial hair ?

I'm talking about my the wire-like hair growing on my a$$.