That's right, I'm a TOUGH GUY!

[yakko]

Originally posted by: Roger
HA!

You pussies use razors ?

I use my camping knife.

Camping knife? I use the cooling fins of a Type IV motor that has been corroded by road salt and is still hot from being run for the last hour.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Roger

Roger, you cant fool us. We know you have a long flowing white Gandalflike beard.

Who said anything about facial hair ?

I'm talking about my the wire-like hair growing on my a$$.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Roger

Roger, you cant fool us. We know you have a long flowing white Gandalflike beard.

Who said anything about facial hair ?

I'm talking about my the wire-like hair growing on my a$$.

Are you a horse?

 

Are you a horse?

Why, looking for a date ?

 

[Geekbabe]

oh please,I'm tougher than most of you dudes on my worst day

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: Roger

Roger, you cant fool us. We know you have a long flowing white Gandalflike beard.

Who said anything about facial hair ?

I'm talking about my the wire-like hair growing on my a$$.

Oh, so you shave your ass hair? If that's not gay, I don't know what is.

 

 

[AreaCode707]

*backs away from this thread in fear of testosterone poisoning*

 

[Konigin]

Is this a joke?

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Konigin
Is this a joke?

No. We really do this stuff. Seriously.

 

[wolf550e]

Originally posted by: KGB
Hehe, what is this th Macho Man Fan Club?? [OOOHHH YEAH] Snap into a Slim Jim... [/OOOHHH YEAH!!]

I haven't shaved in 2 weeks, I'm waiting till a sufficient beard grows. HIIISBILLLAH

Not funny. I used to do that, but now I can't because I don't want to cause any unnecessary strain on security and people using public transport (not to meantion it's against the rules).

 

[axelfox]

I eat nails. Steel nails.

 

[Vortex22]

You pussies. I shave with this.

 

[Maetryx]

I jump face first into this.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Maetryx
I jump face first into this.

OUCH, that's gonna leave a mark!


Oh yeah I forgot to mention that the blade I used this morning was @least a WEEK old. (Has been used 5-6 times)!!!

 

[Ness]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: Maetryx
I jump face first into this.

OUCH, that's gonna leave a mark!


Oh yeah I forgot to mention that the blade I used this morning was @least a WEEK old. (Has been used 5-6 times)!!!

Wait, you can change razor blades? THAT'S WHY THE RAZOR POPS OFF MY 3 YEAR OLD MACH 3!!!!


Dang, thanks for the inadvertant help.




PS, while you sissies are having a pissing contest about shaving, I'll be out with your girls. THAT'S how much of a tough guy I am. Not afraid of getting beat up by ANY of you angry boyfriends out there who are trying to sound tough

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
oh please,I'm tougher than most of you dudes on my worst day

hahahaha i wouldn't touch that with a 10' pole

 

[DainBramaged]

What I Shaved Somebody With

 

[dxkj]

Stihl is where its at

 

[cavemanmoron]

i prefer to use some kind of shaving cream,
if i am out of it, i wash my face with soap,and water,and then shave.

i normally shave about every 3 days,
my GF at times asks me to shave,she says i look "grubby"
LOL

 

[PunDogg]

I like to keep my skin, so i use gel, but I still go against the grain

Dogg

 

[merlocka]

"I got chunks of guys like you in my stool."

LOL, my favorite tough-guy line. Whichever SNL guy does Frank Sinatra said that.

 

[Beau]

You are all p*ssies!

This is what shaves me!

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Roger
HA!

You pussies use razors ?

I use my camping knife.

I just use a broken beer bottle. :beer:

 

[Viperoni]

I shave with the side panel of a $10 full tower ATX case