The 30,000 Calorie Christmas Feast

[tboo]

It does the body good:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAx3B0U20Ho

 

[gophins72]

a website where people can pay to watch her eat.

PSA: DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT try to find this website. You have been warned.

 

[thescreensavers]

She needed a team of 30 medics to deliver her daughter Jacqueline during a high-risk Caesarean birth.

Holy freaking crap. Could not not figure out where anything was? lol

 

[drebo]

it does the body good:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rax3b0u20ho

omfg do not want!

 

[sactoking]

50 lbs turkey
15 lbs potato
20 lbs vegies
5 lbs stuffing
8 lbs gravy (4 pints)
8 lbs cranberry dressing (4 pints)
5 lbs bread (5 loafs)
xx lbs ham

Gotta be more than 30,000 calories.

The woman ate a person worth of weight in 1 sitting (my ex is 5'1" and she does weight that).

Even Akebono, the American Grand Master sumo wrestler, didn't eat that much in his prime (though it is rumored that it took a case of beer and several quarts of tequila to get him drunk once).

 

[tboo]

PSA: DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT try to find this website. You have been warned.

I just did.

She has an ass on her belly.

 

[Scooby Doo]

Slew Foot's avatar perfectly describes the expression. LOL

 

[DrPizza]

50 lbs turkey
15 lbs potato
20 lbs vegies
5 lbs stuffing
8 lbs gravy (4 pints)
8 lbs cranberry dressing (4 pints)
5 lbs bread (5 loafs)
xx lbs ham

Gotta be more than 30,000 calories.

The woman ate a person worth of weight in 1 sitting (my ex is 5'1" and she does weight that).

There's no way in hell that it's only 30,000 calories. Unless by veggies, they were 20 pounds of celery - which brings me to a horrible thought - eventually, she's not going to fit on the toilet. Then what?

 

[PlasmaBomb]

When I see ridiculously obese people like these with children, I always feel bad for the kids. I doubt this woman will live to see her daughter graduate high school, let alone grandchildren.

"It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone."
Except her children.
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Except the tax payers...

She needed a team of 30 medics to deliver her daughter Jacqueline during a high-risk Caesarean birth.

Bet that don't come cheap.

 

[Mide]

Does this whale have a job?

 

[PlasmaBomb]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rUEpmbdZLw

I could have sworn this was going to be about that video.

As did I...

This woman is a light weight, those crazy Canadians made a meal containing 84,210 calories...

 

[Eli]

From the article, this is what she ate:

2 portions of 25lb oven roasted turkeys
2 portions of 15lb maple glazed hams
10lbs of roast potatoes
5lbs of mashed potatoes
5lbs of chopped carrots
5lbs of sweetcorn
5lbs of roasted butternut squash
5 parcels of house-baked bread
4 pints of cranberry relish
4 pints of home-made gravy
5lbs of herbed stuffing
1 tray of mixed green salad including salad dressing.


...and a small Diet Coke.

There's no effing way. There's just no way..? She supposedly ate 75+lbs of food? Her stomach would have to be like 5 gallons.. Is that even possible?

 

[gophins72]

i'm impressed, that is a pretty balanced meal. i usually just eat turkey and mashed potatoes w/gravy then take a nap.