- Jan 25, 2004
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Originally posted by: zephyrprime
Here are some codes to help you guys find your girl type matches:
The Priss
The Battleaxe
The Nymph
The Stiletto
The Sonnet
The Maid of Honor
The Intern
The Dirty Little Secret
The Wild Rose
The Sudden Departure
Half-Cocked
Genghis Khunt
The Window Shopper
The Peach
The Nurse
The Playstation
Here's me:
The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)
Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.
A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.
You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.
Your exact opposite:
The False Messiah
Deliberate Brutal Love Master
If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.
When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Dirty Little Secret and The Playstation.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Priss
OMG this is seriously true!!!!
i saw the sudden departure profile and its right on cue!