The ATOT Short Story

[SlitheryDee]

...the professor exclaimed with savage glee, just as a flock of roving pigeons came and carried him away to Gondwanaland, where he became king of the dinosaurs.

 

[cbrunny]

From beyond the grave!

 

[Nograts]

He rose like a zombie, but only a fresh carcass type of zombie, and headed to the nearest town in search of the brains of ATOTers.

 

[highland145]

...and left ATOTville hungry.

 

[jlee]

...and left ATOTville hungry.

he hobbled towards 4Chan, hoping against all odds he'd find something...

 

[highland145]

...against ALL odds...

 

[jlee]

...he found a brain. An unsuspecting tourist ventured upon 4chanville, and before they could escape...

 

[Number1]

The earth was hit by a giant asteroid and split in 3 pieces.

 

[SlitheryDee]

The professor claimed the portion he stood on, and set about turning it into a spaceship so he could find alien brains to feast upon.

 

[Nograts]

Being a professor, he knew the nearest planet with hot naked alien babes, and set course for Orgytron-69.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Upon arriving he came across a family of hot naked alien babes and proceeded to engage in violent, incestuous, sweaty sexual congress with them while realizing...

 

[T9D]

https://chaturbate.com/female-cams/

 

[highland145]

...that this whole psychotic episode stemmed from the fact that his wife added creamer to his morning coffee enema.




Gotta bring this back to earth somehow.

 

[SlitheryDee]

In a rage, he leapt to the top of a nearby mountain.

 

[z1ggy]

Where he found some lonely goats, and starting having sex with them.

 

[SunnyD]

"Da fuq?"

 

[highland145]

"ewe fuq?"

fixed

 

[SlitheryDee]

Amazed at having found a foul mouthed talking goat, the professor joined a circus and made trillions of dollars renting the goat to zoophiliacs around the world.

 

[fridgers]

he fucked it

 

[z1ggy]

With his trillions, he founded his own company called, Goatz R Us, with his original sex goat as CEO and chairman of the board.

 

[Number1]

But then the goat whisperer found out about it and he was not too please about finding out his fellow ATOTER had been fornicating with his animals.

 

[SunnyD]

Worse yet, he realized some asshat had hidden a tape recorder on the goat playing Adam Sandler's "talking goat" schtick. Gazillions were taken away like Lance Armstrong in a Tour scandal.

 

[John Connor]

Then the professor saw John Connor banging a nice looking cheerleader and wanted in. LOL!

 

[SlitheryDee]

The professor barely contained his mirth as he falcon punched Connor back into the future and proceeded to show the cheerleader what a real man could do.

 

[Belegost]

He peed standing up, truly the epitome of masculinity.