The ATOT Short Story

[Uppsala9496]

Thus splashing uric acid all over the irreplaceable marble tile.

 

[Puppies04]

Whilst wondering to himself what John Connor saw in male cheerleaders anyway.

 

[SlitheryDee]

It as an acid so powerful that it burned through the irreplaceable marble floor, then through the earths crust, causing a volcano to erupt in the foyer.

 

[Belegost]

Which was widely hailed as an improvement on the brief but widely reviled "toilet in the foyer" movement in architecture.

 

[SunnyD]

*snork*

 

[Ruptga]

"That's not what a volcano normally sounds like", he thought as the eruption blew him out of the planet's orbit.

 

[SlitheryDee]

His consternation at the recent turn of events was mollified somewhat when he discovered a teapot in orbit between earth and mars.

 

[jlee]

But to his delightful surprise, he opened the teapot to find not tea, but...

 

[SunnyD]

Tampons.

 

[Belegost]

Which he used to staunch the blood flowing from his broken nose.

 

[highland145]

Pitiful ending to the Professor's life.

Should have worked more towards the Indy Jones ass-kickery story line.



But this is ATOT and it gave what it could. +1

 

[T9D]

https://chaturbate.com/female-cams/

 

[Ruptga]

Said the professor to his favorite voice-in-his-head.

 

[John Connor]

Then the professor said, "well at least I have my books."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Enough_at_Last