The boss took everyone out to lunch but me today

[phreakah]

Cry

 

[amcdonald]

While they are all gone, rub your crotch on their phones.
That'll teach them to screw you.

 

[RagingBITCH]

You should have taken a crap in his trashcan.

 

[Chronoshock]

Well since you're at the phones....
tip off the police to a potential gang war at the restaurant he's in. Or ask that someone matching your boss's description be strip searched under suspicion of drug trafficking

 

[yukichigai]

I think the traditional responce is to steal office supplies. Though I doubt that'd be a good idea.

They'd better bring you back food.

 

[Bryophyte]

Did he/she at least bring you something back from the restaurant?

 

[dlaw]

No big deal, ask them to buy carry out for you.

 

[KarenMarie]

Make sure he gives you and IOU for a meal on him...

or steal all the staplers in the entire office!

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Well since you're at the phones....
tip off the police to a potential gang war at the restaurant he's in. Or ask that someone matching your boss's description be strip searched under suspicion of drug trafficking

tell them the drugs are hidden in various body cavities

 

[phreakah]

i take stuff anyway

he bought me quiznos at least... had a turkey ranch sub

the phones arent even ringing so i'm just sitting here all by myself

 

[JoPh]

PWND!

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Make sure he gives you and IOU for a meal on him...

or steal all the staplers in the entire office!

hahaa.. milton will get more swinglines.

 

[phreakah]

Originally posted by: JoPh
PWND!

thanks for rubbing it in!