The Butterfly Effect is awful.

billybrown

Banned
Nov 9, 2003
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Where do I start? Got tickets for a free preview at a nice theater, so I went, despite the film looking really stupid and it's star being the clownish Ashton Kutcher in a *dramatic* role. This film is bad on so many levels, on all the levels I can think of. I cannot believe that someone actually made a decision to pay him a large sum of money to be in this movie. Unfathomable.





What the film is about...Spoilers..........







Ten year old kid has psychotic episodes and blacks out. Mother, played by the woman who was the cokehead in Magnolia, freaks out and goes to Psychologist who suggests kid keep a journal in order to remember his black outs. He has some more black outs, each linked with a traumatic event in his life, and then we jump to him in college, played by Ashton Kutcher. He happens to start reading his journals again, and when he gets to the blackout parts, he suddenly warps back into himself at that moment, able to change the trauma that happens at that point in time. After the change in childhood, he warps back to college age, and the change in his history brings about a change in his present. But with each change he makes for the better, something else ends up worse. So he keeps having to right these unintentional wrongs he has created. Eventually he does, but by only sacrificing his relationship with his one true love. Or does he? Very Hollywood.

Ashton Kutcher does a horrible job as this character, although I must admit that this character sucks, so in theory he should be perfect for this, but he's not. Every other actor character has to play like 3 other characters, and it is really hard to be convinced by any of their performances, although the girl who plays his girlfriend does a tolerable job. There were parts in the film where I couldn't help but laugh quietly at the actors even though it was obviously not supposed to be funny. There were people from the distribution company in the theater and I think the crowd was a bit afraid to offend them with negative reactions like laughter at their products failures. If I had paid money, I don't think it would be too funny. It might be worth paying 2 hours worth of cable.

This movie is on its knees, praying it was Donnie Darko.
 

Chaotic42

Lifer
Jun 15, 2001
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Wow, America This Week gave it a B.

I hadn't planned on seeing it anyway, but I'll plan on not seeing it.
 

Dissipate

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Jan 17, 2004
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I thought the whole movie looked like a chick flick the first time I saw the preview. A really really cheesy chick flick. I will definately NOT be seeing it.
 

Jeraden

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Oct 9, 1999
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From your first couple sentences, sounds like you went into the movie already intent on disliking it.
 

Ynog

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Oct 9, 2002
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I saw this preview in the theaters and could only think how bad a movie is this going to be.

Its Ashton Kutcher doing drama. The odds the movie was going to be good is one the line with
Mrs. Elecia Battle losing the winner lottery ticket.
 

Red Dawn

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Jun 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: Jeraden
From your first couple sentences, sounds like you went into the movie already intent on disliking it.
With Ashton Kutcher starring in it how could anybody go to this movie without having low expectations? Man that dudes 15 minutes of fame can't be over soon enough!
 

Kadarin

Lifer
Nov 23, 2001
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From your initial description, it sounded like an interesting premise that was poorly implemented with bad writing and even worse acting. I agree with RD that Aston Kutcher needs to go.
 

StormRider

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Mar 12, 2000
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You do realize that your bad review will have consequences, don't you?

Your bad review will prevent "Dan Viernerman" from watching the movie on Saturday night with his girlfriend.

The girlfriend will therefore stay at home on Saturday night.

She decides to cook popcorn for herself.

She opens the bag too soon and hot steam burns her lips.

Because of you a poor girl has burned lips!:lips:
 

xSauronx

Lifer
Jul 14, 2000
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Originally posted by: Ynog
I saw this preview in the theaters and could only think how bad a movie is this going to be.

Its Ashton Kutcher doing drama. The odds the movie was going to be good is one the line with
Mrs. Elecia Battle losing the winner lottery ticket.

that sounds about right

i didnt like the concept, but i hated the concept with ashton kutcher...what a tool, who picks that assclown to play a serious role?


ashton kutcher: 14:57
 

shimsham

Lifer
May 9, 2002
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ha, my bud had to go see this with his wench last night. he was already yawning before they went.....i wonder if he fell asleep.
 

Pocatello

Diamond Member
Oct 11, 1999
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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Jeraden
From your first couple sentences, sounds like you went into the movie already intent on disliking it.
With Ashton Kutcher starring in it how could anybody go to this movie without having low expectations? Man that dudes 15 minutes of fame can't be over soon enough!

OH MY GOD, I actually agree with Red Dawn's statement!!!!!
 

oniq

Banned
Feb 17, 2002
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I think Ashton Kutcher did a good job in this movie. I liked it very much and plan on getting the DVD.
 

bigrash

Lifer
Feb 20, 2001
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Saw it last night and thought it was pretty good. And Kutcher wasn't as bad as everyone here makes him out to be.
 

GeekDrew

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Jun 7, 2000
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Originally posted by: bigrash
Saw it last night and thought it was pretty good. And Kutcher wasn't as bad as everyone here makes him out to be.

I also plan on getting the DVD.
 

Linux23

Lifer
Apr 9, 2000
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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Jeraden
From your first couple sentences, sounds like you went into the movie already intent on disliking it.
With Ashton Kutcher starring in it how could anybody go to this movie without having low expectations? Man that dudes 15 minutes of fame can't be over soon enough!

summed up my thoughts perfectly.
 
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