The Chappelle Show strikes

[Queasy]

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April 3, 2005 -- A HATTIESBURG, Miss., policewoman and her husband found out the hard way how popular Dave Chappelle's Comedy Central show is - especially his catch phrase, "I'm Rick James, bitch!" Diane James' husband, Rick James, is running for Hattiesburg City Council. She wrote to Comedy Central: "Due to the popularity of the Dave Chappelle show, people keep stealing our 'Vote Rick James' yard signs ... we would appreciate a small campaign donation for more signs, as we are working-class people and financing this campaign out of our own pockets. Each time a sign is stolen, it costs us $4.75! Every time a 'Rick James' piece runs on your show, we stand to lose dozens of signs overnight, which end up decorating people's front yards and dorm rooms ... the yard signs have been spotted at least 100 miles from our home by truckers ... Also, young children on bikes scream, 'I'm Rick James, bitch!' as we drive by in our car with our 'Rick James' car signs ... People even drive by our home and scream, 'Super Freak.'" No word on whether Comedy central will pitch in for more signs.

 

[geno]

Maybe he should run as "Richard James"

 

[Baked]

Bwahahahaha, that's gold.

 

[MrDingleDangle]

they should make the signs read "Vote Rick James Bitch!"

 

[hevnsnt]

man.. I would vote for him..

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: geno
Maybe he should run as "Richard James"

"Why should I change my name, he's the one that sucks!"

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: hevnsnt
man.. I would vote for him..

Do a write in for Supa Freak

 

[alexeikgb]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
they should make the signs read "Vote Rick James Bitch!"

That would be awsome... i'd vote for that

 

[djNickb]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
they should make the signs read "Vote Rick James Bitch!"

:thumbsup:

 

[Zysoclaplem]

This man might win the election because of comedy central. Instead of asking for money to buy new signs, she oughta change what the sign says.

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: djNickb

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
they should make the signs read "Vote Rick James Bitch!"

:thumbsup:

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
they should make the signs read "Vote Rick James Bitch!"

:thumbsup:

 

[SynthDude2001]

LMAO :thumbsup:

 

[Lorax]

running mate should be charlie murphy.

 

[neonerd]

LMAO :laugh:

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Charley Murphey!!!!!!!!! [PUNCH!!!!!!!!]

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Queasy
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April 3, 2005 -- A HATTIESBURG, Miss., policewoman and her husband found out the hard way how popular Dave Chappelle's Comedy Central show is - especially his catch phrase, "I'm Rick James, bitch!" Diane James' husband, Rick James, is running for Hattiesburg City Council. She wrote to Comedy Central: "Due to the popularity of the Dave Chappelle show, people keep stealing our 'Vote Rick James' yard signs ... we would appreciate a small campaign donation for more signs, as we are working-class people and financing this campaign out of our own pockets. Each time a sign is stolen, it costs us $4.75! Every time a 'Rick James' piece runs on your show, we stand to lose dozens of signs overnight, which end up decorating people's front yards and dorm rooms ... the yard signs have been spotted at least 100 miles from our home by truckers ... Also, young children on bikes scream, 'I'm Rick James, bitch!' as we drive by in our car with our 'Rick James' car signs ... People even drive by our home and scream, 'Super Freak.'" No word on whether Comedy central will pitch in for more signs.

Slap the guy around for even considering a relationship between the Chapelle show and responsibility for stolen signs.

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: geno
Maybe he should run as "Richard James"

"Why should I change my name, he's the one that sucks!"

Thanks, I was waiting for that one

 

[trmiv]

I wonder if when that guy has a beer and needs to do something he says to his wife, "Hold my drink bitch"?

 

[imported_Phil]

<sprays drink over the surrounding walls>

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