the chick wants to go to opera tomorrow night

Poulsonator

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You gotta bite the bullet sometimes. Just go, pretend to enjoy it and make your girl happy.
 

isasir

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Tell her you have dog hearing. High pitched noises render you unconscious.
 

kranky

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Oct 9, 1999
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You don't need an phony excuse. Just say, "I'd rather not go."
 

spacelord

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Tell her you'd rather stay home and watch Lifetime and clean the bathrooms.
ok, maybe watching Lifetime is not much better than opera...
 

blakeatwork

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Originally posted by: dethman
please.

Have you ever been to an opera? If not, how do you know you won't enjoy it?

Or are you worried about your manly image being compromised?

Hell, if you don't want to, just say "no", and leave it at that..
 

HN

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say "firefox greater than star."
apparently the "greater than star" part is the be all end all of all.
 

her209

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1. Break up with her.
2. Sleep with her sister/friend/mom (at the same time).
3. ...
4. Profit!
 

Howard

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Take this as an opportunity to expand your horizons. You may not like it, but at least you'll have pleased your girlfriend and you'll know for sure that you don't like it.
 

olds

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This will call for some acting on your part....
Act like a man and tell her no.
 

torpid

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Some opera is ok. Depends on the piece and how long it is. If it's La Bohemme or something similar, just go.

If you are worried about sitting through a bunch of italian gibberish, you should know that most modern opera houses have subtitles somewhere, usually above the stage.
 
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