The compilation of Man Law

[middlehead]

Originally posted by: 3chordcharlie
There should be no need for men to write down instructions they aren't going to read anyway.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: irishScott
Wow, you guys must be borderline ADD. I read them all and was laughing my ass off, but whatever.

i'll have to check them out from home when i have more time.

not saying that i'm not borderline ADD, of course

 

[bharatwaja]

that's one long list.... 10 to 15 would have been fun to read and eventually the thread would have all (or most) of these with suggestions from the other posters...

 

[Gibson486]

92. No man shall ever read an instruction manual. If the man does not know how to use the item trial and error shall be used until the correct function is determined.

So... in other words...this list is useless....

 

[Drakkon]

Originally posted by: Gibson486
92. No man shall ever read an instruction manual. If the man does not know how to use the item trial and error shall be used until the correct function is determined.

So... in other words...this list is useless....

instructions aren't laws and ignorance of the law is not a valid defense

 

[Freshgeardude]

Originally posted by: irishScott


85. There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry.
1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph.
2. Your date is using her teeth.
3. Megan Fox gets married.

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