Probably all those hydrocodones you ate I don't know what to tell you I work for UPS I am aware that the trucks and delivery boards are equipped with GPS and such an occurrence would involve disciplinary action. The majority of those guys are either lacking education or office drones who needed a change. Every day most drivers receive overtime, and they don't run a nine to five schedule it's nine until you're done, often up to eight PM. A regular rate of pay is about 31 dollars an hour, so figure at 46 dollars an hour I don't think they are just bullshitting you. And why were you outside on the porch all day are you seventy years old? I'm not bleeding brown here, in fact I despise my company, but you are either lying or don't know what you're talking about. In order for it to say attempted delivery the package is physically scanned and sheeted by the driver. Management gets alerted when a package is scanned away from it's delivery area to avoid things like this.
@Six, customer counter people are lazy, go take a peak at the people sorting and moving packages.
I have seen them too many times give false tracking information, I see no reason they wouldn't give false delivery attempts too.