I was taken to the ghetto once, that's the worst when you're taken and you're not expecting to go. Usually you want to know when you're going to the ghetto like: I'm gonna see some wild sh*t, I gotta prepare myself to see something crazy. When you're taken it's different. I had a limousine driver, it was after the show, at like three in the morning. I had a limousine driver, he's a nice guy, talking to me and sh*t. He's like, "Where you from, dog? DC? Word. That's a rough city man." And his cellphone started ringing, he's like, "Hold one one second. Hello? Oh, what's up awesome dude? What? What the f***, slow down, what? What the f***? No! No! No! F*** it, I'm on my way!" [hangs up] "Hey, I gotta make a stop real quick." At three o'clock in the f-ing morning? And I didn't know he was taking me to the ghetto at first. I started looking out the window, see gun store, gun store, liquor store, gun store, where the f*** you taking me?
Dave Chappelle - Taken to the Ghetto
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