Y'know...NuclearNed stories usually include all the details necessary to flesh out the story. Some how, I seem to have missed the part where you guys fell down and got sand in your vaginas...bringing out the bitchy female sides...
Your timing sucks...I drove past Shasta about 3 weeks ago...and will be driving past it again NEXT week...I would have gladly waved at you as I went by...and might have even flipped you off as a sign of pure respect.