The epic blunders in life have serious consequences

[Mashed Potato]

In life, there is a delicate balance, a tango of events which play out through the day. Like the tango and its steps, if one of these daily tasks is performed out of its proper place, there is a possibility of a chaotic chain of events to follow.

In the tango of August the 7th, Chris (mashed potato) Monty has stumbled on a major step of the day. I have taken a shit directly after exiting the shower. Not unlike the lightning bolts of Zeus, the urge was swift and powerful. I was still wet, and I am sorry.

Posting your bathroom habits is a blunder.
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[jlee]

:Q

 

[rivan]

Everybody poops.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Originally posted by: rivan
Everybody poops.

I, for one, reject the tyranny of my bowels and live poop free. No longer shall I be a slave to the whims of my colon.

 

[Slimline]

This was a very random post lol. I would have dried off first though. You just made more of a mess.

 

[Golgatha]

My son had the squirts last night. He's only 5 but made a man sized stink which made my wife convulse, and forced her to open a window. I am a proud dad.

 

[shocksyde]

Your topic is very Arcadio-ish. Watch yourself, pal.

 

[Ichinisan]

Originally posted by: Golgatha
My son had the squirts last night. He's only 5 but made a man sized stink which made my wife convulse, and forced her to open a window. I am a proud dad.

That's...rawful.

 

[Mashed Potato]

Originally posted by: surfsatwerk

Originally posted by: rivan
Everybody poops.

I, for one, reject the tyranny of my bowels and live poop free. No longer shall I be a slave to the whims of my colon.

On a side note, my buddy took "no wipers" for so long that he has given up wiping. That is a bold move.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Originally posted by: Mashed Potato

Originally posted by: surfsatwerk

Originally posted by: rivan
Everybody poops.

I, for one, reject the tyranny of my bowels and live poop free. No longer shall I be a slave to the whims of my colon.

On a side note, my buddy took "no wipers" for so long that he has given up wiping. That is a bold move.

el muchacho sucio.

 

[Mashed Potato]

Originally posted by: shocksyde
Your topic is very Arcadio-ish. Watch yourself, pal.

I'm not your pal, dick.


Yeah, I went there.

 

[shortylickens]

Hmmmmm, I thought bodily function threads were mashed into bansauce.
WTF?

 

[Mashed Potato]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
Hmmmmm, I thought bodily function threads were mashed into bansauce.
WTF?

Says the man with beastiality in his sig

 

[SonnyDaze]

It's Shit, Shower and Shave.

 

[biggestmuff]

Poop threads always get locked.