The f'ed up word thread

[acegazda]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
jozxyqk - the sound you make when you get your sexual organs trapped in something

I lol'ed at that

 

[stars]

SYZYGY

If you look up at the sky and see the full moon, you?re witnessing an example of syzygy. From our point of view the sun is then on the opposite side of the sky to the moon, and so is said to be in opposition to it. The three are also in syzygy at new moon, this time with the moon and the sun next to each other in the sky?a state called conjunction.

The word appeared in English in the seventeenth century, and at first could apply only to conjunctions. It comes via late Latin from the Greek suzugia, which derives from suzugos, yoked or paired. It was not until a century later that its meaning was extended to cover opposition, in defiance of its etymology. The word also has a couple of rarer meanings in mathematics and poetry. Lovers of wordplay may know it as the shortest word in the language containing three ys.

 

[her209]

geebo noun. a word that has been made up

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: beemercer

Originally posted by: Devine

Originally posted by: her209
mung: noun the stuff that comes out when press down on a pregnant woman's belly

wtf mate??? :Q

I believe it was from the "Brown Note" South Park episode.

:laugh: At least someone got the reference.

 

[RossMAN]

Peener flap

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: Trippin315

Originally posted by: JS80
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

definition?

word you sing when high on shrooms and you feel like your flying across your neighbors' roofs.

 

[BlancoNino]

Smoafy Loaf - A loaf that is recognizably full of smoaf.

 

[judasmachine]

Antidisestablishmentarianism Not really weird but definitely f*ed up.

 

[I Saw OJ]

Originally posted by: her209
mung: noun the stuff that comes out when press down on a pregnant woman's belly

I always thought mung was a verb, and not the stuff that comes out.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: I Saw OJ

Originally posted by: her209
mung: noun the stuff that comes out when press down on a pregnant woman's belly

I always thought mung was a verb, and not the stuff that comes out.

<---------- Runs to kitchen and throws his mung bean sprouts away! :shocked:

 

[tk149]

smurfy

 

[I Saw OJ]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: I Saw OJ

Originally posted by: her209
mung: noun the stuff that comes out when press down on a pregnant woman's belly

I always thought mung was a verb, and not the stuff that comes out.

<---------- Runs to kitchen and throws his mung bean sprouts away! :shocked:

I need a picture of the package those sprouts came in ASAP!

 

[I Saw OJ]

If anyone quotes that ^^ in a reply, will pay with their life!

 

[RapidSnail]

Still much shorter than this.

 

[Midlander]

Originally posted by: I Saw OJ
If anyone quotes that ^^ in a reply, will pay with their life!

Agreed. That's worse than Nate and the lever.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: I Saw OJ

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: I Saw OJ

Originally posted by: her209
mung: noun the stuff that comes out when press down on a pregnant woman's belly

I always thought mung was a verb, and not the stuff that comes out.

<---------- Runs to kitchen and throws his mung bean sprouts away! :shocked:

I need a picture of the package those sprouts came in ASAP!

This pic remind you of anything?

 

[Miklebud]

Originally posted by: her209
mung: noun the stuff that comes out when press down on a pregnant woman's belly

There is a different definition that I've been using for "Mung" for the past...6 years.

Taken from Urbandictionary.com
"
1) Go to a graveyard with four of your buddies
2) Dig up Fresh corpse (female) and have a gang bang.
3) Afterwards, one of them puts there mouth over the vagina.
4) Someone jumps on the stomach, shooting all the cum and maggots and such into the person's mouth. They swallow it."

Gross, I know, but always good for a laugh with anyone who's heard of it before.

 

[acegazda]

Dude ...I did not laugh at that. If I was you I might be laughing, but the first time someone hears that... and tries to envision that... is ridiculously vile.

 

[DCFife]

Ok, it's not really an f'ed up word or even an uncommon one (they use it in some of those pharmaceutical commercials), but one that everybody should know regardless:

priapism: an abnormal often painful persistent erection of the penis

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: Miklebud

Originally posted by: her209
mung: noun the stuff that comes out when press down on a pregnant woman's belly

There is a different definition that I've been using for "Mung" for the past...6 years.

Taken from Urbandictionary.com
"
1) Go to a graveyard with four of your buddies
2) Dig up Fresh corpse (female) and have a gang bang.
3) Afterwards, one of them puts there mouth over the vagina.
4) Someone jumps on the stomach, shooting all the cum and maggots and such into the person's mouth. They swallow it."

Gross, I know, but always good for a laugh with anyone who's heard of it before.

Ban.

 

[Cuhulainn]

Floccinaucinihilipilification - "the act or habit of estimating or describing something as worthless, or making something to be worthless by deprecation"

Officially the longest "non-technical" word in the English language. It has 9 I's.

 

[sao123]

I guess all of you have Balderdash?

 

[giantpinkbunnyhead]

How about gobbledygook? It just sounds funny.

Then there's the word that makes 6th graders everywhere laugh... "queef!"

 

[Perknose]

Mommycock. A far rarer word than poppycock, or obvious anatomical reasons.

The more formal word is dildo, which brings me to yet another teh funnay word, one which is stands for a broken dildo, dildon't.

Heather has two mommies, but no mommycock, because of the dildon't.

 

[lyssword]

scientology