The first thing I would ask if I were President......?

[techs]

Hmm. I guess it would either be who killed Kennedy or do we have proof of alien life?

Yours?

 

[txrandom]

Who's my supervisor?

 

[Balt]

Where's the kitchen?


I hear their chefs are excellent.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Fire the VP and slap the Governor of Arizona.

 

[Perknose]

"This big red button I just accidentally pushed, what's it do?"

and . . .

"Can I feed the Presidential Seal?"

 

[Drako]

Where is the throne?

 

[gar3555]

Where all the da white women at?

 

[OverVolt]

I'd probably figure out if the iraq war was really just over oil.

 

[Ruptga]

"Can I feed the Presidential Seal?"

:thumbsup:

 

[Patranus]

Two part question.
1-A: How many interns do I get again?
1-B: Where is the nearest dry cleaners?

 

[SagaLore]

"Where is the coffee?"

 

[Firsttime]

So how big is my expense account?

 

[eldorado99]

Where's the cream filling?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I have a great many political adversaries and need them disposed of. Where might I go to have such matters taken care of?

 

[shortylickens]

Fire the VP and slap the Governor of Arizona.

I hope so.
Such an act would start the civil war between legal citizens and illegals. After watching presidents give amnesty for so many years it would be a refreshing change.

 

[TridenT]

Where's the Klondike bar?

 

[schneiderguy]

Where the fuck is mousey???

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Where's all my interns?

 

[TridenT]

Where's all my interns?

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[zinfamous]

Who killed Kennedy?

what a waste of a fucking question. Everyone with (at least) a single functioning neuron knows that Oswald killed Kennedy. It is the only factual conclusion and is completely undeniable.

only fools would spend more than 2 seconds on such a topic.

 

[guyver01]

If techs became president...

i'd be asking.. who rigged the fucking election?

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Hmm. I guess it would either be who killed Kennedy or do we have proof of alien life?

Yours?

What makes you think the Prez would be given that information?

 

[Svnla]

Where is da futbal? let play some 7 on 7.

 

[darkxshade]

Hmm. I guess it would either be who killed Kennedy or do we have proof of alien life?

Yours?

Funny, that's the first thing Kennedy asked when he became president... sadly, his prodding around resulted in his assassination.

And you too will be assassinated!

 

[shortylickens]

Who killed Kennedy?

what a waste of a fucking question. Everyone with (at least) a single functioning neuron knows that Oswald killed Kennedy. It is the only factual conclusion and is completely undeniable.

only fools would spend more than 2 seconds on such a topic.

Since my sarcasm meter doenst work with text, I will have to assume you are being incredibly sarcastic.
Or you are hideously ignorant.