THE FOUR RELIGIOUS TRUTHS

[JEDIYoda]

THE FOUR RELIGIOUS TRUTHS

It is important for those of all faiths to recognize these Four Religious Truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian World.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or the liquor store.

 

[tasmanian]

You seem bored Jedi.

 

[Rastus]

1. Jesus is Lord.

2. Elvis is King.

3. Ali is the Greatest.

4. It's been a while since JEDIYoda has read his email.

 

[Mucho]

Must be a joke since there are no religious truth.

 

[Deadtrees]

Originally posted by: Mucho
Must be a joke since there are no religious truth.

There never is religious truth.

 

[LcarsSystem]

This is just begging to be flamed...

Must... resist...