The headstone....

[JEDIYoda]

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name."

 

[Jeeebus]

about two months too late for a joke that would have been 1/10 even then.

 

[Encryptic]

1/10. I felt a minor stirring of amusement deep down in the darkest corners of my soul, but it disappeared as quickly as it materialized.

 

[BooGiMaN]

im sorry but honestly this 'joke' was not funny at all..i dont think id even call it a joke..

its so bad you should call everyone that read this thread and personally apologize

 

[Vetterin]

Not to hijack, but when I die I want my headstone to read: "Now THIS is living!"

 

[50cent1228]

hahahahaha no!....wasn't funny

 

[James Bond]

2/10

 

[broon]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
im sorry but honestly this 'joke' was not funny at all..i dont think id even call it a joke..

its so bad you should call everyone that read this thread and personally apologize

That was funnier than the joke.