The left owes us all an apology

RbSX

Diamond Member
Jan 18, 2002
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Americcaaaaaaaaaa fuck yeah.

Seriously, no one else in the world defines themselves as being left and right, or have such bipolar political loyalties.

Jeebus.
 

pcgeek11

Lifer
Jun 12, 2005
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Americcaaaaaaaaaa fuck yeah.

Seriously, no one else in the world defines themselves as being left and right, or have such bipolar political loyalties.

Jeebus.

Uh, Yes they do, all over the world.
 

RbSX

Diamond Member
Jan 18, 2002
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Uh, Yes they do, all over the world.

Not like you guys do.

Parties will lean left and right but I've never heard an entire group identified as being 'left' or being 'right'. It's hilarious.
 

Throckmorton

Lifer
Aug 23, 2007
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OK. I'm sorry. Now you apologize for slavery, the Holocaust, apartheid, the Inquisition, colonialism, radical Islam, terrorism, jihad, honor killings....
 

wuliheron

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Feb 8, 2011
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For only $39.95 you too can receive an apology from the left wing!

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comptr6

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Feb 22, 2011
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Not like you guys do.

Parties will lean left and right but I've never heard an entire group identified as being 'left' or being 'right'. It's hilarious.

That's why other countries aren't as successful as the US. We have 2 groups, one are the Good Guys (the right) the other are bad guys (the left). The bad guys have to be stopped at all cost because what they want is anti-American, evil and goes against what our founding fathers wanted. If the bad guys get their way they will destroy this great nation. So we have to focus our efforts on destroying the enemy within...the liberals, the leftists, the educated elites, the atheists, muslims etc. before they ruin our country.

Your foreign systems are useless. Just a whole bunch of parties and politicians who stand for different things. Then they form into collations made up of a bunch of politicians from different parties, it's all a jumbled mess. Who is fighting who? Which is the good guy and which is the bad guy? Your systems don't make any sense!
 

Phokus

Lifer
Nov 20, 1999
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Dear America,

Sorry for all the fucking idiot inbred republicans that infest this country. Not sure why i'm apologizing for it, but i guess someone needs to step up to the plate.
 

feralkid

Lifer
Jan 28, 2002
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That's why other countries aren't as successful as the US. We have 2 groups, one are the Good Guys (the right) the other are bad guys (the left). The bad guys have to be stopped at all cost because what they want is anti-American, evil and goes against what our founding fathers wanted. If the bad guys get their way they will destroy this great nation. So we have to focus our efforts on destroying the enemy within...the liberals, the leftists, the educated elites, the atheists, muslims etc. before they ruin our country.

Your foreign systems are useless. Just a whole bunch of parties and politicians who stand for different things. Then they form into collations made up of a bunch of politicians from different parties, it's all a jumbled mess. Who is fighting who? Which is the good guy and which is the bad guy? Your systems don't make any sense!

Your parents owe us all an apology.
 

Jhhnn

IN MEMORIAM
Nov 11, 1999
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My favorite apologies were the knob-slobbering ones administered to Rush by various Repub "visionaries" who dared to cross him...

Most middle class conservatives owe themselves an apology, for being chumps to the propaganda spoon fed them by their idols. That would require quite the epiphany, maybe something like the Great Depression. As it is, the Bush bailout avoided that, kinda-sorta, with the effect today being more like boiling a frog... Denial is still possible, something their leadership depends upon and strongly encourages.
 

wuliheron

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My favorite apologies were the knob-slobbering ones administered to Rush by various Repub "visionaries" who dared to cross him...

Most middle class conservatives owe themselves an apology, for being chumps to the propaganda spoon fed them by their idols. That would require quite the epiphany, maybe something like the Great Depression. As it is, the Bush bailout avoided that, kinda-sorta, with the effect today being more like boiling a frog... Denial is still possible, something their leadership depends upon and strongly encourages.


We sell unsigned apology forms as well.
 

sandorski

No Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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Couldn't read much of that, but the guy seems like the real deal. Too much time in the Conservative Echo Chamber.
 

Macamus Prime

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Feb 24, 2011
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Dear Conservative America,

I apologize for my ancestors not healing your ancestors.

See, back then, my ancestors realized what evil sons of bitch your kind were. Instead, we figured; ",... meh, they are humans, let them live".

Then, your diseased genes spread and tainted the very fiber of what it means to be a mortal person.

You allowed greed to over rule your compassion for your fellow human beings. You allowed lust to make something natural become dirty, sick, hidden and ugly. You allowed those who don't know any better to be punished and harmed. And, to that last point; just as you refused to share good fortune, you also refused to share information.

What is worst of all, you allow fear into your mind. Your heart was rotten to begin with, but you let fear rule and control you. And what is even worse,... you are afraid of human beings, being, human.

On top of this apology, I would like to extend my pity and hope to you. I hope God provides you and your future brood with the strength to finally lift the fear from your mind.

And then, you can begin healing your heart.

Thank you,
- Macamus Prime
 

PeshakJang

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Mar 17, 2010
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Nah, look at his other posts here. He's just one of the newer high school trollers trying to appear intellectual by using big words like "collations."

It's actually a bit more evident that it's an alt account of a resident lefty trying to encapsulate every right-wing stereotype into one account, and perpetuate it for his own amusement. Pretty sad too.
 

Ozoned

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Mar 22, 2004
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To confound that which is natural, is not natural.

~Adelardus Bathoniensis~

Some folks tend to forget what political means.
 

airdata

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Jul 11, 2010
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anybody who holds public office and actively says left vs right needs to retire.

We need people who are there to represent everybody, not just fringe groups.
 

Thump553

Lifer
Jun 2, 2000
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It's actually a bit more evident that it's an alt account of a resident lefty trying to encapsulate every right-wing stereotype into one account, and perpetuate it for his own amusement. Pretty sad too.

I suppose that's a viable theory but comptr6's diatribes are so conventional any supposed satire sails completely over my head. Look at Steven Colbert-he doesn't try to be an exact clone of Bill O'Reilly, he does O'Reilly with a twist-and it's in the twist wherein lies the humor.

In any event whether honestly held opinons or lame satire, comptr6 is a pretty lightweight example of a troll.
 

Fear No Evil

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Nov 14, 2008
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Dear America,

I apologize for being smarter than the rest of you. Bow to me and follow what I say or face the consequences.

Your friend,
FNE
 
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