The "Let's Pretend It's 1999" thread

[Nitemare]

<---has a lion in his pocket and baby it's ready to roar...

 

[Juice Box]

YOUR MOM PRETENDED IT WAS 1999......IN BED LAST NIGHT!!

BURN!

 

[Patt]

You think Michael Jordan is going to return?

 

[CPA]

To wife: You're pregnant....AGAIN! son of a b......

 

[Random Variable]

A random variable? What the heck is that?

 

[edro]

Originally posted by: everman
Can't wait for Team Fortress 2...

LOL!

CS fvckin rocks! All these TF2 trailers are sweet dude! LOLLERSKATES (oh wait... there were no LOLLERSKATES in 99...)

 

[Capone]

Originally posted by: jumpr
I just got a job that pays me $600,000/yr. All I have to do is write some HTML! Sweet! And I get a $65,000 BMW as a signing bonus.

Here's the view from my office: Text

OMG that pic is from the FUTURE!!!

 

[MisfitsFiend]

psst...I just started to date this new guy...

[FF to 2005: We've been married for almost 2 years now ]

 

[AdamDuritz99]

we gonna party like it's 19...
Hold up it is

 

[NiKeFiDO]

Originally posted by: aplefka
Dude, Half-Life 2 is supposed to come out in like 6 months, it's gonna be so sweet. Hopefully no Germans hax0r them or anything and release the code.

best post here, by far is this one.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Is an upgrade from a Celeron 500 to a Athlon 800 worth it?

 

[badboyeee]

Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
psst...I just started to date this new guy...

[FF to 2005: We've been married for almost 2 years now ]

awww

 

[feralkid]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
<---has a lion in his pocket and baby it's ready to roar...

LOL, that song is from 1983.

 

[OutHouse]

do you think if i submerge my PII 750 in liquid nitrogen i can over clock it to 1gHz??

 

[mrSHEiK124]

pwn x 42980362983: All your base are belong to us

Dude, my new HP kicks ass! 900 MHz Athlon in there man, 900! And this Vanta LT card is gonna be pwning you guys left and right in Quake III. Oh, it came with a 17 INCH SCREEN! LIKE OMGWTFBBQLOLZ! (was OMGWTFBBQ even around then?)

 

[Thegonagle]

Hot Deal! - Smart and Friendly 8X CD-R, includes SCSI card, $249!

 

[trmiv]

Hey, this new FuseTalk board Anandtech put up is cool. Still like the old forums though. Maybe I'll hang out on the Compucheap forums

 

[g8wayrebel]

WTF???? You had too much time on your hands then , and you have entirely too much time now. GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[trmiv]

Whoa, I just got a job offer from this cool internet company. I don't know what they do exactly, but they do something on the internet. They only want to offer me 30K, but they will give me 50,000 stock options! Plus they let you ride scooters in the hall, and they have video games in the break room!!!!! When they go public next year, I'm going to be uber rich!!!!!!!!!! I think I'll quit my current 58K a year job, and take this! When this company goes public, I'm going to be rich b!tch!!!!!!!!!

 

[Amplifier]

Infantry Online? What's that?

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: ViRGE

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
OMGz I just got this awesome new TNT2 Ultra!!!1!!

That's nothing, with my new GeForce256, I can practically enjoy Toy Story quality graphics. I'll never need a new video card ever again.

Hardware T&L is just a gimmick :thumbsdown:

 

[JulesMaximus]

Britney Spears is still a virgin and almost nobody knows who the hell Paris Hilton is.

 

[FeuerFrei]

Developing in COBOL isn't so bad, I wonder what my next assignment will be??

 

[JulesMaximus]

WAZZUPP!!!

 

[NumbaJuan]

Terrorist, what terrorist? Our security is so tight in the US we don?t need to worry?..