you fuckface. why you have go go spoil it. =( i was trying to keep it a secret.
it was a good competition. Again im amazed how well GB did.
don't want to spoil china owning everyone. :sneaky:
Haha, the fencing drama re-created with Legos:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/video/2012/jul/31/brick-womens-fencing-shin-lam-video
LOL...
Team USA Vs. Tunisia: Biggest Point Spread of All Time?
by Roger_Dorn 1 hour ago
According to Sportsbook.com, it is.
I know what everyone is thinking: The fuck is Tunisia? Well, I just Googled it, and it looks like a neat little country. They have a nice spread out there on the Mediterranean across from Italy. Its just that their basketball is nothing to write home about. The point spread for todays game is a whopping 55 points.
I remember one time during basketball practice my freshman year of high school (yeah, I played basketball as a freshman and I used to rain threes from anywhere on the court), we scrimmaged the girls varsity team. With the obvious Y-chromosomal advantage, our coach made us play defense with our hands behind our backs and we werent allowed to dribble on offense. We won the scrimmage 21 2. I straight stuffed the shit out of some chick with my forehead. She pumped faked me, but I didnt bite on it. She then went up for about a 12-foot J and I jumped and head-butted the ball about 25 feet in the air with a thunderous thud. The gym erupted. True goddamn story.
If you havent yet figured out where Im going with this, Tunisia is the girls varsity team. Team USA is playing the role of my freshmen team, and theyre about to put a hurting on Tunisia something nasty. Its still unclear whether or not they will be allowed to dribble and use their hands on defense today, but the absurd 55-point spread would suggest they will.
Im also hearing that Vegas is considering setting a Kevin Durant vs. Tunisia line at Durant + 1.5. Some sweet action. Dont forget to tune in today at 5:15 ET to watch Team USA tee off on the Tunisians.
Hmm.. although this picture was actually made for the lulz, this is mostly true. Also, I too don't know where Tunisia actually is.
You didnt know where Tunisia was?
Not even a vague idea? Sort of "North Africa, on the coast" would be fine.
is phelps up for anymore medals? the ocd is killng ,e....20 is such a nice round number
is phelps up for anymore medals? the ocd is killng ,e....20 is such a nice round number
USA looks more like itself by kicking everyones ass in the mens swimming relay.
And here i thought NBCs coverage couldn't get any worse. I was watching the end of the mens volleyball game on it. The camera was on the Spanish player as he was yelling at the ref and the announcer was talking about the incident that caused the disagreement. Right in mid sentance NBC cut to commercial. Mid fucking sentance! Who the eff is running this thing???
And here i thought NBCs coverage couldn't get any worse. I was watching the end of the mens volleyball game on it. The camera was on the Spanish player as he was yelling at the ref and the announcer was talking about the incident that caused the disagreement. Right in mid sentance NBC cut to commercial. Mid fucking sentance! Who the eff is running this thing???
Oh man, those Tunisian tactics.
... and apparently they are working somewhat.