The Many Faces of Anandtech!! (feel free to add to this list)

[Maetryx]

Maetryx here,

What about those people who try to carve out a personality on this digital wasteland by repeated use of an idiosyncratic salutation?

 

[ShotgunSteven]

You forgot morons that claim to have dated Anna Kournikova, or people that fake their own/others' deaths.

 

[Bluga]

you have been banned before haven't you

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Not yet. The night is young, though.

 

[Mustangrrl]

I was a lurker for a long time, but decided it would be better to be fawned over.
~robyn

 

[Hanover]

Did someone say Pics......


Cheers......

Hanover

 

[Azraele]

<< 6. The Female Anandtecher

Usually frequents the off-topic forum... this girl can say whatever she wants and every male member will just fawn over her, responding with comments of latent sexual nature and TONS of smiley faces, for reasons unknown. Also, has vagina.
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Not all female Anandtechers get fawned over.

 

[Viper GTS]

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<< 6. The Female Anandtecher

Usually frequents the off-topic forum... this girl can say whatever she wants and every male member will just fawn over her, responding with comments of latent sexual nature and TONS of smiley faces, for reasons unknown. Also, has vagina.
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Not all female Anandtechers get fawned over. >>



But they all have vaginas.

Except for Thunderbooty.

Viper GTS

 

[Squisher]

Well, you actually made me laugh out loud.

 

[CichliSuite]

Maetryx. Well said.

Cichlisuite <----- wondering why the hell a certain someone has to end every post with a 3rd person description

 

[yobarman]

11. The "I don't want to live anymore" Anandtecher

Usuaully has a post about how much his or her life sucks, how much their parents hate them, and how much girls hate him.

 

[Moonbeam]

mithrandir2001,

<<<< <I>My favorite are some variation on, '"Can I have some of what you're smoking, Moonbeam?"</I> >>>>


<<Noooooo, really??? Why would anybody want to respond in such a manner? >>

Lamentably, I have concluded it can only be envy.

 

[yakko]

<< You forgot:

9. The NEF

A native of the Off Topic forum, these people do nothing but make meaningless posts to increase their post count. Sometimes it's funny, but most of the time it's just annoying. >>

Add to the list the non reader. Reads the initial post and then replies without reading anything else in the thread. Sometimes reads nothing more than the thread title.




<< Mr. Yakko, >>

That is Mr. yakko dammit!!!!

 

[Antisocial Virge]

<< Add to the list the non reader. Reads the initial post and then replies without reading anything else in the thread. Sometimes reads nothing more than the thread title >>



Good one!! I notice that alot also. Five people saying the same thing.

How about the person who asks something that can be found with a simple search on Yahoo or any other search engine. "where can I download winrar?" Duh.

 

[RossMAN]

<< Where's the category for Ferengi? >>

 

[N8Magic]

<< Not all female Anandtechers get fawned over. >>



I didn't even KNOW you were a female until like a month ago. Also, you don't seem to go around flaunting the fact either.

 

[Azraele]

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<< Not all female Anandtechers get fawned over. >>



I didn't even KNOW you were a female until like a month ago. Also, you don't seem to go around flaunting the fact either. >>



I dunno, I just never saw the point of the "Hey everyone, I'm a girl, *giggle giggle*, everyone look at me!" posts.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

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<< Not all female Anandtechers get fawned over. >>



I didn't even KNOW you were a female until like a month ago. Also, you don't seem to go around flaunting the fact either. >>



RossMAN is actually RossWOMAN!?!?

 

[RossMAN]

There goes my secret, time to create a "I've lied to you all ..." thread and go out in flames.

Hehe, naw that's already been done.

 

[tantos]

THE "I"M FEMALE, NOW FAWN OVER ME" AWARD GOES TOO...........HAPPYKITTEN!

2 WORDS, ATTENTION WHORE

 

[ShotgunSteven]

I do not know, you have a nose for bargains the likes of which I have only ever encountered with my eldest sister.

 

[Scootin159]

How about the quote provider?

 

[IBuyUFO]

Oh my god!!! This is funny! I wished I had thought of this first but you beat me to it by a few years!! Nice job describing the everyday nerds and losers that wander into anandtech such as myself and all of you, yes, including you! Once again nice job and funny as hell!

 

[LordMaul]

And then...

The Likes Everything No One Else Does Geek

This specimen is known to post very strange things(like cars, games, etc.) and tell everyone it's the best thing out there, beats everyone elses "old crap", and tells anyone who doesn't agree that "You, sir, are an arrogant ass!", or "Boy, who made you the all-knowing God?".

Plus:

The "Different" One

The kind that loves to tell everyone that they suck, everything they like sucks, their stuff sucks, and the world, in general, sucks. Why? Because they think they are sooooo much different, and the only things that DON'T suck, is THEIR personal stuff...because they can't get the other things, and want them, and since that is the case...well...it sucks...also, likes to call anyone who likes a particular item a "fanboy".

And even...

The Nitpicker

When engaged in a flamefest, this brain child loves to say "degrading" things such as "It's not spelled that way.", or "I wish I could get away with being as arrogant as you.", or, "You're stupid."

The Boaster

Favorite saying is usually "Yes, but mine is 100 more hp/mhz/mph/GB/whatever" or something along the general line. Everything he owns is better than everyone elses, and he can "prove" it...which never happens.


The Really Asshole-ish Asshole

A complex combonation of all of the above...

 

[LordMaul]

<< Did someone say Pics......

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Fsck! It's Red Dawn!