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If you're going into physical combat, do not wear skin-tight black plastic clothes. The chafing will literally draw blood, as we saw when such uniforms were tried by the French Army.
LOL! This is hillarious!A split-second later your head is severed by a shattered helicopter rotor blade, the skull bouncing off a nearby wall, leaving a spray of arterial blood on a motivational poster. Your eyes bulge wide, your brain inside remaining alive just long enough to recognize the horror of your fate. Aviation fuel splashes in through the shattered windows and ignites, incinerating mothers, husbands, fathers, best friends.
I had attended a showing of The Matrix in May of 1999 with a lady friend, because we are both big Morgan Freeman fans. An hour into the film, as I observed what dreck we were wading in, I walked up and stood before the screen and tried to explain to the audience that this vomitus was below their dignity.
I was greeted by some of the most vulgar insults imaginable, until some began throwing objects and one man even knocked my pipe from my hand. Do you wish to be associated with a group of such character?
Hollywood's homophobia never fails to astound me. First, I applauded the romance between the two male characters, Neo and Trinity. Then I found later that, because of demands by Keanu Reeves, Trinity was actually played by a woman in shorthair.
(If you look closely in certain scenes of the film, you can make out breasts.) Where were the protests?
Originally posted by: ndee
THERE ARE NO SPOILERS!
Originally posted by: Byte
Hey, don't diss Dr. Albert Oxford, PhD
that's hilarious!"What's that, honey?"
"Oh, nothing. It just looks like a simple Kung-Fu Swedish Rastafarian Helldemon. I'm sure there's no need to question our fragile, sheltered grasp of 'reality' as we know it."
Originally posted by: Krk3561
He also blams Columbine on the Matrix which didnt come out till way after the incident.
...over one thousand American children will have died of starvation.
Originally posted by: LordThing
Originally posted by: ndee
THERE ARE NO SPOILERS!
What the frick are you talking about, No Spoilers. Unless what he is says is untrue, he gives away the ending, reveals a character twist, and explains the new bad guys (even though you can figure them out from the trailer).
Originally posted by: Angrymarshmello
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Lame... i stopped reading after #5.
Originally posted by: atom
Good thing you posted, I'm not gonna read it now.Originally posted by: Xionide GODAMIT that better not be the real endig that is posted in that thing. IT TELLS YOU EVERYTHING. godamit godami godamit
The Matrix: Reconsidered, 4
You've worked as a policeman your whole life, protecting the innocent, enforcing the law. You retire with honors, then take a job as a security guard, working the metal detector on the ground floor of a skyscraper in order to help pay for your wife's arthritis medication. You're sitting there, on a slow day, reading your newspaper, when a girl walks in wearing a trenchcoat. She issues no demands, no warnings, no "freeze" or "drop your gun." She just tears you in half with a spray of machine-gun fire, then does cartwheels along the walls while killing all your friends.
Somewhere, faintly, you can hear a theater audience cheering