"Last night i was suffering from hic-ups, and i had tried to hold my
breath
to rid me of them, a minute passes, and i still have them. So, i
decide to
hoover some of my water, i began to chug, when i get a hic-up, the jusg
herks a little bit ans splashes my nose, and a little bit went inside.
So i
began to rub nose. It wasn't long afterwards when i had a need to
sneeze,
so i stopped rubbing and readied myself for the sneeze, however as it
was in
developement, there also came a need to yawn. I sat patiently waiting
for
either one to happen, it made no difference, just as long as it
happened.
It was the sneeze, i began to 'AH', to bring on the 'Choo' and it was
slightly before the choo when the yawn came upon me, not sure what to
do so
i just let them both go about on their own accord. Now this is where
it
gets a little fuzy and i'm not sure exactly when things happened, i
know i
hic-uped, and burped at the same time, but i'm not sure if it was
during the
sneeze or slight before it, nevertheless, i managed to hic-up, burp,
sneeze,
yawn, and thanks to my abdominal contractions i forced out a fart, all
of
this at the same time. And it was at that moment i knew the meaning of
life."
That is some funny sh!t IMO!
breath
to rid me of them, a minute passes, and i still have them. So, i
decide to
hoover some of my water, i began to chug, when i get a hic-up, the jusg
herks a little bit ans splashes my nose, and a little bit went inside.
So i
began to rub nose. It wasn't long afterwards when i had a need to
sneeze,
so i stopped rubbing and readied myself for the sneeze, however as it
was in
developement, there also came a need to yawn. I sat patiently waiting
for
either one to happen, it made no difference, just as long as it
happened.
It was the sneeze, i began to 'AH', to bring on the 'Choo' and it was
slightly before the choo when the yawn came upon me, not sure what to
do so
i just let them both go about on their own accord. Now this is where
it
gets a little fuzy and i'm not sure exactly when things happened, i
know i
hic-uped, and burped at the same time, but i'm not sure if it was
during the
sneeze or slight before it, nevertheless, i managed to hic-up, burp,
sneeze,
yawn, and thanks to my abdominal contractions i forced out a fart, all
of
this at the same time. And it was at that moment i knew the meaning of
life."
That is some funny sh!t IMO!