The **OFFICIAL** GMAIL Thread

[rubisco]

just got one from gmailswap.com . i'll post here as soon as i get an invite. i'll do the PM route as well.

 

[AMEXplat]

If this joke makes you laugh and you have an invite to offer to my PM it would be mucho obliged & tx :thumbsup:
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JOKE: Weight loss program

A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 pounds due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.

"Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10-pound weight loss program.

"The next day there's a knock at his door, and when h e answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens.

On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 pounds. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20-pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me."
He's out the door or after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 pounds as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50-pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years.

"The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,

"If I catch you, you're mine." :laugh:

 

[websparc]

nice joke

 

[kag]

WOW, I got number 54033 on the site that you need to get 54023...

I'd like an account too... and I only have one people to invite outside of AT, so I'll spare mine here.

 

[ShowdOWN]

i got closer. 54021. right now im actually trying to see what the lowest number i can get is, which is 11 so far.

 

[kag]

My ad at gmailswap

kag offers "My wisdom teeth"

Well, to tell the truth, I don't have my wisdom teeth with me. I had them removed yesterday morning and I'm still in pain.

See my beautiful squirrel cheeks - http://www.boloxe.com/wisdomteeth.jpg

I'm still bleeding and I'm sure a new GMail account would help the bleeding stop.

I can give you the 29 hydromorphines that I have left (5 times more efficient than regular morphine). Well no, that would be illegal, hehe.

So if you have a big heart today, instead of giving to "Make A Wish" foundation, you could donate an account to "kag's wisdom teeth palace" (email me at ghebert@hotmail.com).

Thanks I hope I entertained you for 10 seconds.

 

[mannydx]

I just wanted to give a bump to a fun thread.

 

[policy11]

Originally posted by: AMEXplat
If this joke makes you laugh and you have an invite to offer to my PM it would be mucho obliged & tx :thumbsup:
* * * * *

JOKE: Weight loss program

A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 pounds due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.

"Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10-pound weight loss program.

"The next day there's a knock at his door, and when h e answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens.

On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 pounds. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20-pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me."
He's out the door or after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 pounds as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50-pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years.

"The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,

"If I catch you, you're mine." :laugh:

What's funnier is that someone already used this joke to get a gmail invite on www.gmailswap.com.

gg originality

 

[ktchow57]

Can I get a PM for an account!!!??? I've been dying to get one doggammit!!

 

[DJMiX]

What's so special about gmail ?

I never heard of it anyone wanna fill me in what I'm missing ???

 

[Relayer]

Originally posted by: torkd
definitely would like a gmail account
i think we should give em out based on join date

yeah me too

 

[Relayer]

Originally posted by: DJMiX
What's so special about gmail ?

I never heard of it anyone wanna fill me in what I'm missing ???

if you want googles webmail with johns@gmail.com instead of johns89034890384jkdjklj30u3jkf0j03jkold@gmail.com

 

[wuduhel]

if anyone wants to send me an invite that'd be cool.

wuduhelATyahooDOTcom

or PM

 

[kag]

I'm in for join date too. Eliminates a lot of ppl

 

[abaez]

Originally posted by: torkd
definitely would like a gmail account
i think we should give em out based on join date

<- ditto I want one!

 

[nnnyyy]

PM me an invite if anyone has an extra :beer:

I wonder what people will auction off after the gmail release... maybe actual gmail addresses :evil:

 

[thephatp]

Yeah, not that you have any more reason to give me an invite over anyone else, but I'll throw out my info out as well...you know, just in case!

PM AIM:
Phat Penguin

thanks!

 

[m1ke101]

I'm also in need of an invite going by join date would be pretty nice

 

[UnoSigmaPi]

Originally posted by: dillydobbs

Originally posted by: screw3d
Maybe it would be fair if you only give the invites to the members that posted?

I second that

third

 

[RandomCoil]

I'll go for join date too, but that's mostly just becasuse it works out well for me

<------------ Must post more often....

 

[UnoSigmaPi]

394 post and growing

 

[getbush]

<--- yay for january 01 err i think

 

[Leon]

<------ One of the earliest members

 

[johneetrash]

aw i want an invite if anyone is giving them out.. i havent had the internet for like a month and a half and i just got it back 3 days ago...

 

[AMEXplat]

Originally posted by: policy11

Originally posted by: AMEXplat
If this joke makes you laugh and you have an invite to offer to my PM it would be mucho obliged &amp; tx :thumbsup:
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JOKE: Weight loss program

...
"If I catch you, you're mine." :laugh:

What's funnier is that someone already used this joke to get a gmail invite on www.gmailswap.com.

gg originality

That person on gmailswap was in fact me - it really does work !! Thanks to all who are sharing.