I read this joke someone posted on gmailswap but still not got the invite. kind of sad as joke is good.
> Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
> perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
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> Their life together was, of course, perfect.
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> One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
> perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the
> side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
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> There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
> disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
> loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
> along delivering the toys.
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> Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
> couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the
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> Question: Who was the survivor?
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> (Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)
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> Answer:
> The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
> the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is
> no such thing as a perfect man.
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> **** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
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> **** Men keep scrolling.
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> So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have
> been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
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> *****Men Keep scrolling
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> By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
> illustrates another point: Women never listen