The **OFFICIAL** GMAIL Thread

[SuPeRzSaVeR]

A joke for a GMAIL Invite:

Redneck Poet

The National Poetry Contest had come down to the last two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then they were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word that they were given was "Timbuktu."
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a lonely caravan; Men on camels, two by two Destination Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a huntin' went. Met three whores in a pop up tent. They was three, and we was two, So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.

The redneck won hands down!

 

[SuPeRzSaVeR]

bh314@yahoo.com
Thanks

Originally posted by: froke
1 invite to give away. First person to quote this message and reply with their email address gets it. NO PM.

 

[froke]

Sending invite to SuperzSaver

 

[Cawchy87]

Still waiting for a non-lurker to answer my question

 

[ECartman]

Originally posted by: froke
Sending invite to SuperzSaver

I guess he gets two...I just sent one also....I'm too slow cant seem to give it away....

oh well supersaver you give it out to someone if you dont need two

 

[luckyducky]

 

[froke]

A hockey player?

 

[froke]

Originally posted by: ECartman

Originally posted by: froke
Sending invite to SuperzSaver

I guess he gets two...I just sent one also....I'm too slow cant seem to give it away....

oh well supersaver you give it out to someone if you dont need two

Well if he doesn't use your invite, just check your sent mail and post the URL. it will get used up fast

 

[JasonK]

Hrmm still havent gotten one =(

 

[luckyducky]

Originally posted by: JasonK
Hrmm still havent gotten one =(

Somebody help him out .



dont forget about me too.

 

[Bristow]

Originally posted by: Cawchy87
Still waiting for a non-lurker to answer my question

check pm

 

[Cawchy87]

i did, and you haven't posted in any other thead besides this one and one on Xbox's

 

[Diz2K2]

One gmail invite available to first senior member that pm me with their e-mail address gets it! I will post the winner

 

[luckyducky]

Originally posted by: Diz2K2
One gmail invite available to first senior member that pm me with their e-mail address gets it! I will post the winner

Pm'ed

 

[JasonK]

Bleh why are there so many rules made up that i dont qualify for.

 

[S4M33R]

please suh I'd like an invite! I'd definately pass it to the next guy who posts after me asking for one. I mean its only fair!

M0NEYSH0T, I vote you get honerary lifer status. GG.

edit: now to resist the temptation to PM everyone on this thread begging for an invite...
edit 2: email: sam33r@comcast.net

 

[Diz2K2]

Originally posted by: Diz2K2
One gmail invite available to first senior member that pm me with their e-mail address gets it! I will post the winner

luckyducky gets it!

 

[snooker]

I would like a gmail invite if anyone has an extra sitting around

 

[SolderSucker]

i'd like an invite. Be nice and give a man with an erectile disfunction a break. I tried the Enzyte advertised by the corny white guys but that didn't help.

 

[JasonK]

Originally posted by: SolderSucker
i'd like an invite. Be nice and give a man with an erectile disfunction a break. I tried the Enzyte advertised by the corny white guys but that didn't help.

Like a gmail account will help your problem? hehe

 

[SolderSucker]

Of course it will. Having such a big e-mail account may give me the confidence i need. Afterall, a man has to have something that is big.

 

[ECartman]

JasonK you got one yet?

 

[JasonK]

Nope, my bum is starting to mold to the chair waiting on one

 

[ECartman]

Originally posted by: JasonK
Nope, my bum is starting to mold to the chair waiting on one

check your pm .... finally

 

[snooker]

I have been waiting/refreshing for 3 days now for one and it seems lurkers are out in force......