Greetings. I am Electrode, also known as Joe in the "real" world. I live between Grand Haven and Holland, Michigan, out in the middle of nowhere. I lead an uninteresting life, spending the majority of my day browsing the forums.
I got started with computers at the age of 4, using, and later programming, a Commodore 64. Now that was an awesome computer. I bought (well, had bought for me) my first x86 PC in late 1995. I knew very little about the hardware, and remember to this day even less, but these are the specs I DO remember:
CPU: Intel Pentium 120MHz
RAM: 16MB EDO
Video: Cirrus Logic 2MB PCI (1024x768x32@60 was really something back then)
Sound: ESS AudioDrive 1688 ISA (not PNP, jumpers aplenty!)
Optical: Acer 4X CD-ROM (still in use)
UPS: APC Back-UPS 280 (still in use)
Monitor: CTX 17"
Tape Drive: Colorado 1400 (pre-HP buyout)
Printer: HP DeskJet 660C (still in use)
Keyboard: Big IBM click-o-matic (still in use)
OS: MS-DOS 6.22 (my god, this OS is terrible! if only I knew about Linux back then!)
Brand new, the above system cost $5000. Now you could probably find it on ebay for less than $20, or maybe even free in FS/FT if you were to pick it up. Oh how times change.
It took me about a month to master MS-DOS, but it was all for nought, as I was soon forced to buy Windows 95 to make use of any halfway modern software. And I thought DOS sucked! :Q
Computer-wise, nothing worth mention occured in the time between 1996 and 2001. In May 2001, I gave Linux a try for the first time, and by December, I had fully defenestrated all computers under my control.
As for my "real" life, there isn't much to be said at all. I wake up, do a variety of things with my computers (I have 4 at the moment, one of which is a laptop), and eventually go to bed, only to repeat the cycle again tomorrow.
Although I enjoy playing games, mainly FPS's like Quake 3, I'm not very good at any of them. Unless I have an extreme ping advantage over everyone else on the server, I can expect to find myself on the bottom of the scoreboard when the fraglimit is hit. At least I don't get humiliatingly 0wn3d every time. I also used to play text-based MUD games on occasion, but not anymore.
Currently, I am running ECCp-109 on my 3 desktop systems. My P166 laptop's mediocre production is not worth the dangerous temperatures it can reach under heavy load.
I think I've said all there is to be said about me, the least interesting, but by no means the least dedicated, TeAm member.