The Onion buys Alex Jones' Infowars

[QueBert]

The Onion might be the perfect owners for Infowars.

Link

I find this extremely fitting

 

[nakedfrog]

News - The Onion has bought InfoWars

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c30p1p0j0ddo For less than one trillion dollars apparently: https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

forums.anandtech.com

 

[BoomerD]

Company affiliated with Alex Jones seeks to disqualify The Onion's auction bid on Infowars

A federal bankruptcy judge in Texas is being asked to disqualify a winning bid made by the satirical news outlet The Onion to buy conspiracy theorist Alex Jones' Infowars.

apnews.com

The line I liked most from that article is:

Cicack called the Sandy Hook families’ portion of The Onion’s bid “Monopoly” money with no value.

And...

“It is also the product of impermissible collusion with the Onion in an effort to ‘rig’ the auction with the goal of achieving a specific result desired by the Connecticut Families,” he wrote.

Seems like the Sandy Hook families are the reason for this whole thing.

 

[Moonbeam]

Company affiliated with Alex Jones seeks to disqualify The Onion's auction bid on Infowars

A federal bankruptcy judge in Texas is being asked to disqualify a winning bid made by the satirical news outlet The Onion to buy conspiracy theorist Alex Jones' Infowars.

apnews.com

The line I liked most from that article is:



And...



Seems like the Sandy Hook families are the reason for this whole thing.

Aren't the victims always to blame.

 

[QueBert]

Aren't the victims always to blame.

Well, according to Jones they're not victims because the whole thing was made up. There's sweet irony in the families affected by that are going to get to own him, literally.

 

[Moonbeam]

Well, according to Jones they're not victims because the whole thing was made up. There's sweet irony in the families affected by that are going to get to own him, literally.

in that case the victim is Jones so I’m blame him. Haha poor weak pussy couldn’t defend himself against a bunch of amatures facing the deaths of their kids.

I’m glad I never was put in a position of having an utter piece of shit like him making politics and money off lying about the death of my child. Let’s just say that if one of those parents took that scumbag out and I were on the jury there’d be no guilty of murder verdict.

 

[outriding]

So musk is working on stopping the sale

Elon Musk's X Corp. files notice in Alex Jones' Infowars bankruptcy case

The judge overseeing the case has called for a new hearing to discuss concerns about the bidding process.

www.nbcnews.com

I think it is awesome that the onion is buying it


But if musk wants to stick his nose in it then he needs to pony up the 1.5 billion lawsuit against Alex jones

Ohhh and add on the standard 9% interest since the judgment was passed which brings it to about 1.635 billion


Edit.

If Elon ends up owning it I hope Alex jones complains about it and the families sue both Elon and jones

 

[QueBert]

in that case the victim is Jones so I’m blame him. Haha poor weak pussy couldn’t defend himself against a bunch of amatures facing the deaths of their kids.

I’m glad I never was put in a position of having an utter piece of shit like him making politics and money off lying about the death of my child. Let’s just say that if one of those parents took that scumbag out and I were on the jury there’d be no guilty of murder verdict.

100% this, which makes me think Trump might find a cabinet position for him. He'd fit in perfectly with the 2 Fox New hosts, Musk, Geatz and the rest of the shitsquad Don's meticulously assembling.

 

[Moonbeam]

100% this, which makes me think Trump might find a cabinet position for him. He'd fit in perfectly with the 2 Fox New hosts, Musk, Geatz and the rest of the shitsquad Don's meticulously assembling.

My first thought was the Dept. of Mental Health but then I realized I realized my imagination could easily fail me here. Maybe something to do with child welfare or a new Ministry of Truth.

It’s as hard to imagine as Liberals blocking Tesla chargers. I don’t know about you but you sound like a person who got in trouble as a kid if you were bad to other people.

I sure did. I remember almost dying standing at attention for hours at an Army base in Hawaii as a child in the blazing sun wearing, in my case, a Bot Scout uniform for my proud, I hoped, Father who wore a Navy Officer’s one. I still have his dress whites.

Such a beautiful man. For reasons I have no idea about I simple can’t stand unmoving for any length of time without my body screaming to sit down or move. I guess my mind is wandering. Let’s hope Trump has no use for l loser who went bankrupt lying about kids. God, what a putz.

 

[Brainonska511]

So musk is working on stopping the sale

Elon Musk's X Corp. files notice in Alex Jones' Infowars bankruptcy case

The judge overseeing the case has called for a new hearing to discuss concerns about the bidding process.

www.nbcnews.com

I think it is awesome that the onion is buying it


But if musk wants to stick his nose in it then he needs to pony up the 1.5 billion lawsuit against Alex jones

Ohhh and add on the standard 9% interest since the judgment was passed which brings it to about 1.635 billion


Edit.

If Elon ends up owning it I hope Alex jones complains about it and the families sue both Elon and jones

Musk has allowed Infowars to broadcast on X while Infowars’ fate is in limbo.

Maybe the Sandy Hook families need to turn their eye towards Musk. If he wants to join with Jones at the hip, then he can have no problem footing some of the judgement.