The parties are nonstop at Bob Jones University

[Mo0o]

What Not to Bring
Posters of movie and music stars and fashion models are not permitted. The subjects of personal photos should exhibit the modesty and appropriate physical contact we expect from our students.
Music must be compatible with the University's music standards:
New Age, jazz, rock, and country music is not permitted.
Contemporary Christian music is not permitted (e.g., Michael W. Smith, Stephen Curtis Chapman, WOW Worship, and so forth).
Televisions and DVD/videocassette players are not permitted in the residence halls; computer DVD players may not be used to view movies.
You may not possess or play computer and video games rated T, M, or A or having elements of blood and gore, sensual or demonic themes, or featuring suggestive dress, bad language, or rock music.
Due to space considerations, appliances such as mini refrigerators and microwaves are not permitted in residence hall rooms. A refrigerator for medical-related needs and microwaves are provided in each residence hall.
Residence hall students may not watch videos above a G rating when visiting homes in town and may not attend movie theaters.
All weapons must be turned in for storage. Trigger locks are required for pistols. Fireworks are not permitted on campus.

 

[quakefiend420]

wow...sounds like a fun place to be... :disgust:

 

[shimsham]

never knew it was a monastary

 

[preslove]

Oh, and don't bring any black people either.

 

[FleshLight]

Link?

 

[ActuaryTm]

No doubt down the street from this institution.

 

[Buttzilla]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
What Not to Bring
Posters of movie and music stars and fashion models are not permitted. The subjects of personal photos should exhibit the modesty and appropriate physical contact we expect from our students.
Music must be compatible with the University's music standards:
New Age, jazz, rock, and country music is not permitted.
Contemporary Christian music is not permitted (e.g., Michael W. Smith, Stephen Curtis Chapman, WOW Worship, and so forth).
Televisions and DVD/videocassette players are not permitted in the residence halls; computer DVD players may not be used to view movies.
You may not possess or play computer and video games rated T, M, or A or having elements of blood and gore, sensual or demonic themes, or featuring suggestive dress, bad language, or rock music.
Due to space considerations, appliances such as mini refrigerators and microwaves are not permitted in residence hall rooms. A refrigerator for medical-related needs and microwaves are provided in each residence hall.
Residence hall students may not watch videos above a G rating when visiting homes in town and may not attend movie theaters.
All weapons must be turned in for storage. Trigger locks are required for pistols. Fireworks are not permitted on campus.

haha thats like the total opposite of my old school...

 

[amol]

Originally posted by: FleshLight
Link?

http://www.bju.edu

 

[Martin]

This is a joke, right?

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: Amol

Originally posted by: FleshLight
Link?

http://www.bju.edu

BJ-U? Believe my ex-wife went there.

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: Martin
This is a joke, right?

Nope. I'm a conservative Christian and I think that Bob Jones is pretty screwed up. They disallow inter-racial relationships, etc. Or at least, they did up til recently - it may not be official anymore. They've got issues.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
What Not to Bring
Posters of movie and music stars and fashion models are not permitted. The subjects of personal photos should exhibit the modesty and appropriate physical contact we expect from our students.
Music must be compatible with the University's music standards:
New Age, jazz, rock, and country music is not permitted.
Contemporary Christian music is not permitted (e.g., Michael W. Smith, Stephen Curtis Chapman, WOW Worship, and so forth).
Televisions and DVD/videocassette players are not permitted in the residence halls; computer DVD players may not be used to view movies.
You may not possess or play computer and video games rated T, M, or A or having elements of blood and gore, sensual or demonic themes, or featuring suggestive dress, bad language, or rock music.
Due to space considerations, appliances such as mini refrigerators and microwaves are not permitted in residence hall rooms. A refrigerator for medical-related needs and microwaves are provided in each residence hall.
Residence hall students may not watch videos above a G rating when visiting homes in town and may not attend movie theaters.
All weapons must be turned in for storage. Trigger locks are required for pistols. Fireworks are not permitted on campus.

That's the best part.

 

[DaWhim]

campus life exists? :Q

 

[imported_whatever]

BJ U... lol

 

[acemcmac]

wow, welcome to 1865.... dude.... in the land of technophobes.... the man with the H2/Escalade and 20 TV's in each headrest etc would be the poon king....

I finally thought of a good reason to have one of those giant turds. GO ME!

 

[Yossarian]

only G-rated movies, that's awesome I thought college was supposed to prepare you for the "real world", not shelter you from it.

 

[tfinch2]

OMGWTFSUCKYSCHOOL

 

[Buttzilla]

Originally posted by: whatever
BJ U... lol

thats what i was thinking

 

[FleshLight]

An email account is provided for each student. Due to the flood of objectionable content coming through outside email services, students may use only this filtered campus email system.

For the sake of accountability, students must "check out" when they leave the campus. Students gradually acquire more freedom in this area as they become upperclassmen.

All wireless access to the Internet is forbidden since all Internet use must go through the University's filtered access.

Students may bring automobiles to campus. However, underclassmen (freshmen and sophomores) who are under 21 years old may use their vehicles only to drive home and for extension.

:disgust:

Abercrombie & Fitch and its subsidiary Hollister have shown an unusual degree of antagonism to the name of Christ and an unusual display of wickedness in their promotions. In protest, we will not allow articles displaying their logos to be worn, carried, or displayed (even if covered or masked in some way).

AHAHHAHAHAA!

 

[acemcmac]

wow, I'd like to see any college actually try to push one of these regulations on me and watch me spit scotch in their face

 

[screw3d]

Holysh1t! :Q Can't believe this sh1t is real.. I think you have more freedom in a prison

 

[shinseik]

at the risk of sounding stupid, where on the site are you people getting this info from? ive browsed the place quickly and cant find any specific page that lists the rules.

edit: lol nvm, i found it:

expectations

 

[screw3d]

Come to think of it, skywalker66 must be attending BJU

 

[myusername]

haven't bothered to check the webpage, but it's all real. You guys haven't found the part about not going out on a date without an escort yet.

 

[Coquito]

All that, but they still have Macbeth on the front of their campus page. :laugh: