The perfect girlfriend?

[Wheezer]

yeah, she's a keeper

 

[ViviTheMage]

 

[Grminalac]

Thats what those russian mail order brides are like when you first buy them; they are just so happy to be in the US and have a nice place to live. Once you let them out and get americanized then they will be up in your grill and whatnot about watching football, going to strip clubs etc... sad.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Grminalac
Thats what those russian mail order brides are like when you first buy them; they are just so happy to be in the US and have a nice place to live. Once you let them out and get americanized then they will be up in your grill and whatnot about watching football, going to strip clubs etc... sad.

thats when you RMA her back and get a new one.

 

[Grminalac]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Grminalac
Thats what those russian mail order brides are like when you first buy them; they are just so happy to be in the US and have a nice place to live. Once you let them out and get americanized then they will be up in your grill and whatnot about watching football, going to strip clubs etc... sad.

thats when you RMA her back and get a new one.

Thats hilarious. I hope amazon starts a bride service, that way returns would be easier, and overnight shipping would only be 2.99.
http://amazon.ru/brides

 

[Cal166]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Grminalac
Thats what those russian mail order brides are like when you first buy them; they are just so happy to be in the US and have a nice place to live. Once you let them out and get americanized then they will be up in your grill and whatnot about watching football, going to strip clubs etc... sad.

thats when you RMA her back and get a new one.

Refurbish model, no way!

 

[Exterous]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Grminalac
Thats what those russian mail order brides are like when you first buy them; they are just so happy to be in the US and have a nice place to live. Once you let them out and get americanized then they will be up in your grill and whatnot about watching football, going to strip clubs etc... sad.

thats when you RMA her back and get a new one.

hilarious

 

[SoulAssassin]

holy crap...watch the spider bite video

 

[Steve]

Marked for home

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Cal166

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Grminalac
Thats what those russian mail order brides are like when you first buy them; they are just so happy to be in the US and have a nice place to live. Once you let them out and get americanized then they will be up in your grill and whatnot about watching football, going to strip clubs etc... sad.

thats when you RMA her back and get a new one.

Refurbish model, no way!

don't think of it as refurbished. think of it as already broke in!

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Cal166

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Grminalac
Thats what those russian mail order brides are like when you first buy them; they are just so happy to be in the US and have a nice place to live. Once you let them out and get americanized then they will be up in your grill and whatnot about watching football, going to strip clubs etc... sad.

thats when you RMA her back and get a new one.

Refurbish model, no way!

When they refurbish them, do they send them to the Virgin Islands to get "rebushed"?

 

[Papagayo]

Marked for later viewing

 

[moshquerade]

She's sounds like a female Borat.

 

[middlehead]

I'd buy her.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: SoulAssassin
holy crap...watch the spider bite video

I hate you. You made me search that site, and the first result literally made me gag.. great, i have no appetite for today now.

 

[Toasthead]

hahahaha nice

 

[foghorn67]

marked.

 

[purbeast0]

marked.

 

[Stifko]

Originally posted by: foghorn67
marked.

it is a burbon commerical.

 

[SSSnail]

False advertising, sadly.

 

[SoulAssassin]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: SoulAssassin
holy crap...watch the spider bite video

I hate you. You made me search that site, and the first result literally made me gag.. great, i have no appetite for today now.

hehehe Check it: http://www.break.com/index/dud...t-by-large-spider.html

 

[BurnItDwn]

Hmm .. I think I'll NOT click the link when I'm at work ....

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: SoulAssassin

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: SoulAssassin
holy crap...watch the spider bite video

I hate you. You made me search that site, and the first result literally made me gag.. great, i have no appetite for today now.

hehehe Check it: http://www.break.com/index/dud...t-by-large-spider.html

Wow that's pretty damned disgusting. I couldn't watch it all the way through.

 

[waggy]

Only ATOT can go from a hot women to people getting biten by spiders...

 

[mrrman]

I want 1