The perfect weapon...

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
I saw Dennis Leary use a metal toaster in some movie a while back, cannot remember the name. Wrapped the cord around his fist and beat a guy with it.

You could do the same with a power supply, and it might even be heavier.

My vote is for a broomstick (assuming you know how to swing it). I would say artillery shell fireworks, but thats a bit too close to real weaponry.

 

[imported_Zeke]

Originally posted by: K1052
Snow globe. Innocent and pretty yet deadly at the same time.

Rosebud!

 

[steelels1]

Oh, and since nailgun has already been mentioned I'd probably have to go with a combine (grain harvester), a large mortar-style firework, or a pitchfork.

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: vi_edit
The FatMax Xtreme Fubar Functional Utility Bar!

Holy a$$ that looks useful

No doubt! That looks baddass!

 

[Rubycon]

Rubber hose, preferably with 1" ID or larger.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

I forgot about a plain old rusty scythe.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: steelels1
Oh, and since nailgun has already been mentioned I'd probably have to go with a combine (grain harvester), a large mortar-style firework, or a pitchfork.

What about a brody?

 

[cKGunslinger]

Chainsaw?

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: vi_edit
The FatMax Xtreme Fubar Functional Utility Bar!

Holy a$$ that looks useful

No doubt! That looks baddass!

So badass, it has Fubar in the name!

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: vi_edit
The FatMax Xtreme Fubar Functional Utility Bar!

Holy a$$ that looks useful

No doubt! That looks baddass!

So badass, it has Fubar in the name!

I saw these at Home Depot the other day. I just couldn't help but wonder how many were sold for the novelty over the actual functionality.

This thing has "cheesy action/B-level Horror flick prop" written all over it.

 

[steelels1]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: steelels1
Oh, and since nailgun has already been mentioned I'd probably have to go with a combine (grain harvester), a large mortar-style firework, or a pitchfork.

What about a brody?

An engorged Brodie.

 

[gsellis]

Anything within 5 feet of Jackie Chan.

 

[Zolty]

fission reactor ftw

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: steelels1

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: steelels1
Oh, and since nailgun has already been mentioned I'd probably have to go with a combine (grain harvester), a large mortar-style firework, or a pitchfork.

What about a brody?

An engorged Brodie.

What about Terminator Brody?

 

[TraumaRN]

I'll list some medical things-

A stethoscope- Most people dont realize the bell end(the part they put on your chest) is often cold hard steel and speaking from experience they hurt like hell and I imagine if you caught it in the head it'd do some serious damage

An extra large blood pressure cuff(around the neck pump it up)

Obvious ones are scalpels and trauma scissors and most surgical instruments

An IV needle in the right place(over the heart or a major artery or vein)

Hell any of the meds we pass as long as you are at LD50 or above

Any of the tubing we use to drain fluids from the body....i could go on

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Chainsaw?

It's good if the person is incapacitated, but for sneaking up on an enemy or fighting, it's kind of bulky and useless.

 

[Zolty]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Chainsaw?

It's good if the person is incapacitated, but for sneaking up on an enemy or fighting, it's kind of bulky and useless.

see american psycho for more information on this subject.




btw, I have to go return some video tapes.....

 

[Zysoclaplem]

A shoe
Prosthetic arm or leg

 

[ArchCenturion]

I liked in Shanghai Kid when Jacki chan uses a horseshoe on a rope.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Fishing string tied tightly to on two trees across a road that motorcycles frequent.

 

[Kyanzes]

- a jar full of sulfuric acid
- chainsaw
- non-military purpose vehicles
- heli rotor
- a nearly cut huge tree (ready to fall)
- demolition ball
- etc.

 

[mayonnaise]

Pencils and forks.

 

[PrinceofWands]

Any plastic or laminated card; credit card, ID card, etc.

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: K1052
Snow globe. Innocent and pretty yet deadly at the same time.

Makes me thing of that movie Unfaithful.

 

[oznerol]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Mine is a steel doorknob in a tubesock. That could do some serious damage.

I saw Dennis Leary use a metal toaster in some movie a while back, cannot remember the name. Wrapped the cord around his fist and beat a guy with it.

Oh yeah, car keys between the fingers.

I'm usually quiet on these forums, but this must be said.

Very rarely does a post make me literally laugh out loud... and this one, along with all of the comments, has. Laugh to the point of crying a little bit.

For that, I thank you.

"He had to go cool down."
"Cool it."
"He got iced."

HA! :beer::beer::beer::beer: