The perfect weapon...

[fLum0x]

Originally posted by: Zeke

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Nail Gun

We used to use a shim to make those thigns shoot and have target copetitions when I did construction.

happy gilmore

 

[JS80]

hunting rifle

 

[Skiddex]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: Skiddex
those old yard darts

Lawn Darts: Bringing the experience of having a javilin lodged in your chest out of ancient rome and into the modern american families backyard!

yeppers! we still have a set that we use

 

[Kwaipie]

Jersey Girl - The Special Edition DVD.

 

[randay]

Molten lava in a sock.

 

[Lash444]

I dont think i even need to say, in light of the recent events of this morning.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Blade arm torn off a paper cutter.

Condemned? I think the gas pipe has better block abilities.

 

[StevenYoo]

Originally posted by: Kwaipie
Jersey Girl - The Special Edition DVD.

winner.


*edit* though i'd use Glitter: Extended Edition

 

[40Hands]

An oak stick. No one ever expects the stick. If you already thought of this then come with me out to my oak tree, I have something to show you...

 

[Cutterhead]

Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Killing Machine

-or-

If I had to murder someone on ATOT, it would definitely have to be death by iGrill.

The George Foreman USB iGrill conveniently connects to your home or office PC using USB 2.0 technology, and provides a sophisticated web-based cooking interface for plenty of reduced-fat-grilling, and computer-nerd-killin'!!!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

An unopened soda can actually hits harder than you'd expect and it's really easy to wield. If it tears open somehow, then it doubles as a blade.

 

[Golgatha]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
A rubberband and a box of paper clips.

Ever see the movie "I'm gonna git you sucka!"? I love the arms dealer with the eyepatch.

 

[Cattlegod]

Lawn Darts!