The police took my computer!!! Someone who knows Law please help!

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CurtOien

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Jejunum,
Good chance I've made more mistakes than most people.
I know that not shutting your mouth and getting a lawyer is a big one.
 

LikeLinus

Lifer
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gdawson6 - i wouldn't be so sure. You are admitting to making Forged Goverment Documents and having Illegal software also?

Start thinking Detention center and visits from your parents once a month. Also getting your ass beat by the kid who is in for killing cats because he thinks it's funny.

You need to quit "guessing" as to what kind of trouble you are in. It's totally apparent your parents (or really lack there of) are in serious need of some parenting classes. They shrug their shoulders and don't care? And even go as far as to tell you they will give you money? No wonder your morals are all messed up.

It's called a Lawyer...get one with that stolen money you have....and quick.
 

Jejunum

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<< Jejunum,
Good chance I've made more mistakes than most people.
I know that not shutting your mouth and getting a lawyer is a big one.
>>



I totally agree, I've made mistakes (well only one similar to this and it was when i was 12 (ahh bbs's)) and I learnt from them. Im tired of people pushing their morals on other people and then acting like their some sorta god.
 

VTrider

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Nov 21, 1999
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Hehe, I can just see it now.....

Cop #1: "Mmmm these donuts are tasty!"

Cop #2: "Hey, I found the flamethrower!"

Cop #1: <garbled donut talk>"Git up! It's my turn now!"</garbled donut talk>

Supervisor: "What's the name of that game again? Wolfenstein what?"

-VTrider
 

olds

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Mar 3, 2000
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Gary
If this makes the paper, seeing how you are a juvenile, post a link. The more I read this, the more incredulous it seems.
 

bcterps

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1. You need to worry less about getting your computer back and more about what was on it.

2. GET A FREAKIN LAWYER.

3. Who knows how the DA is gonna go on you, you might get lucky, you might not. For all you people calling him a thief and scum of the earth, take a look at your own damn computer. Are you sure if the police siezed it you wouldnt be calling a lawyer right now? He screwed up, he'll pay for it, and if he's smart, he may even learn something.


--Ben
 

olds

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<< For all you people calling him a thief and scum of the earth, take a look at your own damn computer. Are you sure if the police siezed it you wouldnt be calling a lawyer right now?
--Ben
>>


Oh, D^mn. I forgot about those hall monitor passes I forged! Thanks!
 

Lucky

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<< I can see it now...

Bubba - "What are you in for kid?"
gdawson - "Counterfeiting bus passes."
Bubba - "Hahahaha bwahahaha muhahahaha"
gdawson - "But I'm a good kid really, I got good grades and my mommy loves me"
Bubba - "I'm gonna make you my bitch, pick up that soap!"
gdawson - "No, please don't hurt me you bad bad man. *screams for mom*"
Bubba - "I'm your mommy now bitchboy, now hold still so I can tattoo some tits on your back"
>>





AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! IM CRYING!!!!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 

Miramonti

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Aug 26, 2000
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I was involved in some illegal counterfeiting of bus passes, and Im 16.

Cool. Which routes?

I'm sure the cops aren't smart enough to check your cookies and bookmarks to see that you're login at a site called Anandtech is gdawson6 and that you just confessed involvement. :Q

Sorry to hear it and good luck tho....not really you fool!

You shoudda just bet on sports to make extra money like I did when I was 16.


 

Imdmn04

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wtf, pirating bus passes? i heard of making fake ids before but not making fake bus passes, is that where the money at these days?
 

peto

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<< I think i heard them say the FBI had my computer, which isnt good:Q >>


Damn straight it's not. Unless you did several low level formats, you're probably screwed. And even though it's been said many times already, keep your fcsking mouth shut!
 

Nefrodite

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oh my, you were stupid, making copies for friends would be rather easy and safe, but selling to ppl? you must be kidding. never sell anything like that to someone that owes you nothing, they will turn you in without a second thought, even friends will. only family might not. as for your harddrive, unless you use some eraser program to rewrite random crap over deleted areas 7+ times you are so screwed.


happy life lesson to you!
 

xero940

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Jan 6, 2002
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God...well, god forbid you lived in NYC as opposed to Bumblefvck PA or wherever you are

A trip to Rikers oughta teach you about the virtues of stealth pirating...or how NOT to take your bunghole for granted

What can I say? Well, sux for you that your rig got taken by 5-0...try not to get caught next time, and if you look like you're enjoying your boarding by rectum pirates in jail, they might not find you so fresh anymore and leave you alone, if not a little streatched out

God, I'm having a field day here...
 

mflacy

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Aug 8, 2001
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Here's what I don't get:

You spent "1500$ of my hard earned money" on a computer, yet you have to counterfeit bus passes because you are too cheap to buy one?!

They ought to lock you up just on stupidity.
 

Atlantean

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I doubt you will get it back. Do something illegal and get caught then you will get what you deserve.
 

Jerboy

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<<

<< I think i heard them say the FBI had my computer, which isnt good:Q >>


Damn straight it's not. Unless you did several low level formats, you're probably screwed. And even though it's been said many times already, keep your fcsking mouth shut!
>>




I heard even a super cheap(in corporate point of view)$3,000 data recovery system can do analog diagnosis and recover after a simple low level format. Everytime you write on the hard drive, magnetic particles don't magnetize at same phase and anything in different phase in consistency are remnants of old data.


 

MacBaine

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I am from Lake Zurich where two idiots printed up $20 bills last year and tried to pass them in the lunch line....now THAT was stupid....
 

edfcmc

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<< Despite all the *ahem* learned opinions voiced, you do indeed have the right to your PC back -- but only after it is no longer deemed to be evidence in the case, meaning after all cases are done. That could be a while, considering how quickly the justice system works...... You'll have to consult a lawyer (and quickly) to figure out how to best defend yourself, and make sure you don't get screwed over in the process. Odds are you won't get anything too serious, but I'd think you'll be doing some community service time.

Good luck!
>>



Not entirely true...
Some jurisdictions have forfeiture statutes that allow the police to gain possession of property used in the comission of a crime(Of course it depends on the crime, mostly drugs, but sometimes can include counterfeiting, forgery). It really depends on the jurisdiction. It also usually involves a civil lawsuit where the gvt's burden of proof is to prove that probable cause exists that the property in question was used in a crime.. They dont have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt under civil forfeiture statutes. Dont believe me? Do a search on Google under "law enforcement forfeiture" --


How do you think police drive those fancy vehicles in sting operations or buy the latest and greatest weapons and computers? So you can kiss your computer, monitor and stuff goodbye... It will be used by the Pennylsvania Cybercrime taskforce...

On another note, Hmm, normally in most jurisdictions the police can only come to your house and take your computer if (1) you gave consent or (2) they had a search warrant. Which was it?


When your system was seized, usually it would be sent to a "Cybercrime task force" a place where law enforcement in a given community pool their resources to split the cost of maintaining support personel who understand computers (i.e., BS Comp. Sci., MIS, PH.D. type people--scientists like in THE ROCK.. but deal only with computers)... The lab location is probably in the local FBI office. Most likey, your computer's harddrives will be mirrored bit by bit and archived to a CDR... This isnt done by a windows programs so every bit is captured---


Link to article on govt forfeiture
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Aug 15, 2000
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<< I was involved in some illegal counterfeiting of bus passes, and Im 16.

the police came and took my computer and monitor and printer and scanner etc... as evidence. If you want to know what it is check my system in my sig.

Does anyone know if I'm entitled to get anything back? Anything at all? Please enlighten me.
>>

LOL - waaaaaaaaaa! Cry baby... this is hillarious!! You get what you deserve! Don't be stupid, and you won't get your computer taken away.

Nik
 

Jerboy

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<< gdawson6 - i wouldn't be so sure. You are admitting to making Forged Goverment Documents and having Illegal software also?

Start thinking Detention center and visits from your parents once a month. Also getting your ass beat by the kid who is in for killing cats because he thinks it's funny.

>>




this kid got felony for doing something bad to a cat. Its near the end of the article.
 

TheBullGod

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Look don't worry about it, even though its a big crime the courts have bigger things to worry about in their busy schedules then a 16 kid, that does good in school, who made a couple fake bus passes, obviously he wasn't mass producing them and selling/distributing on a level that would cause any serious losses. You'll get a slap on the wrist. Jail is way too over crowded, people that do alot worse get off early because of not enough room in jails(they try to rotate new people in to learn their lesson). HOWEVER this will go on a F.B.I file, it can always be linked to you, should you try something again in the future.
 

DAWeinG

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Whoa didn't realize that there are data recovery centers that can retrieve data after a hard drive has been formatted. Can someone please further enlighten me on the subject?
 
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