The Pope is coming to dinner. What's the most impressive dish you can personally cook/bake?

[yllus]

The Pope is coming for dinner next Monday. Being an avid Pope fan, you are of course beholden to whip up the absolutely best food you know how to make. What would that be?

Unfortunately, I think my best would be fairly plain almond chicken. What would you all serve up?

 

[CaseTragedy]

I hope the Pope likes Top Ramen...cause thats what he's getting!!


-Case

 

[Heisenberg]

Hamburger helper. I suck at teh cooking. Of course, grilling is another matter entirely...

 

[Chaotic42]

Chicken Cordon Bleu
Chicken Kiev
Tofu chocolate pie
Manacotti

 

[Howard]

Can the Pope eat steak?

 

[Rudee]

I use to make this triple-decker spicey beef lasagna that I swear to god was nearly 5" high. One slice was enough to fill you. According to everyone who tried it, it was the best lasagna they ever tasted.

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: Howard
Can the Pope eat steak?

The Pope eats any damn thing he wants

 

[LordMaul]

Well, I'll just hope the Pope brings along a few hot priests so we can play, cause I personally am not impressed by an old crusty white guy in a cloak.

If I was to want to cook something awesome, I'd make my red wine spaghetti sauce. Never had better, I must admit.

 

[Azraele]

The Pope is in trouble, because I'm not such a good cook.

 

[Gurck]

Fettucini alfredo or linguini with white clam sauce, appetizer of stuffed jalapenos or if the old bastid can't take the spice (won't even call jalapenos heat), some stuffed mushrooms

 

[Xionide]

Steaming pile of sh!t is thing only thing I would put on a plate for him

 

[SaigonK]

Maine Lobster...and he better like it or he's outside in the cold Maine Winter!

 

[HappyPuppy]

The Pope is far wealthier than I. The cheap bastard better bring some KFC, cause if he doesn't he isn't getting in. :Q

 

[Jzero]

All of the dishes I know how to make require teeth.

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: Jzero
All of the dishes I know how to make require teeth.

Hmmm. I'll grill a ribeye medium rare, get a baked tator going, and then puree it all in a blender. Serve out of a stein with a straw.

 

[her209]

A cake with a file in it.

 

[eakers]

a huge chunk of feta cheese

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: Howard
Can the Pope eat steak?

Long as it's not Friday, I suppose.

Nate

 

[Martin]

some pork ribs, smothered with sauce.

 

[BurnItDwn]

hmmm I can grill almost anything.

Pork Chops
Pork Roast
Steak (wrapped in Bacon ... mmm)
Beef Roast (wrapped in Bacon ... mmm)
Turkey (wrapped in Bacon ... mmm)
Chicken (wrapped in Bacon ... mmm)
Cornish Hens (wrapped in Bacon ... mmm)
Cheeseburgers (with Bacon ... mmm)
Shishkabob

Now when it comes to indoor cooking ... I am pretty limmited
I can steam King crab and Snow crab legs (my personal favorites)
I can deep fry stuff

For everything else, I have to read the instructions on the box.


I would make steak for me ... and I would not share with the pope. I am not a fan of the pope.

 

[thirtythree]

bananas.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Give me one good reason why I'd bother to even open the door.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Give me one good reason why I'd bother to even open the door.

He might accidentally drop some gold donated by impoverished venezuealans?

 

[Turin39789]

I can make him a fast baseball bat, then I can make off with his popewallet in the popemobile

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Turin39789
I can make him a fast baseball bat, then I can make off with his popewallet in the popemobile

I doubt you'd get very far, that popemobile rolls like a b!tch. I speak from experience.