The Pope is coming to dinner. What's the most impressive dish you can personally cook/bake?

[nageov3t]

rack of lamb.

 

[MeanMeosh]

i'd get a recipe off the intarweb

 

[0roo0roo]

a bottle of gin or whatever... wonder what he'd say smashed

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Maybe I'd make Fugu for him. Mainly because I don't know how to prepare that, so chances of it being made wrong are pretty good.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
a bottle of gin or whatever... wonder what he'd say smashed

the same thing he says now? mmhghgngmam gegegemmun bnananananananananananmmmmmmyap!

sounds that way, but maybe he just isnt speaking english...and he may not actually be that enthusiastic about it

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
a bottle of gin or whatever... wonder what he'd say smashed

the same thing he says now? mmhghgngmam gegegemmun bnananananananananananmmmmmmyap!

sounds that way, but maybe he just isnt speaking english...and he may not actually be that enthusiastic about it

I would assume that he's not speaking English most of the time. It's not as if English is his native language.

The pope killed nazis, though. I can respect that.

 

[KarenMarie]

1 filet mignon roast 3 pounds (costs about $40.00)
Onions and mushrooms (diced VERY fine) sauted
Puff pastry
red wine

Sear filet roast in frying pan.
saute mush and onion until soft in a little olive oil and red wine. let cool.
make puff pastty (make sure the butter is frozen)
cover roast with mush & onion, cover that in puff pastry and bake until done. (15minutes per pound plus 15 minutes for med.)
put 1 teaspoon of flour in the pan you used to sear meat and cook over med flame (stirring constantly) for approx 3-4 minutes. Add some red wine and beef stock and cook until you have gravy.

 

[skace]

I'd let him choose from the menu:
kraft macaroni and cheese
ramen
frozen pizza
or grilled cheese

Personally, I prefer the frozen pizzas

 

[Bowmaster]

If the Pope got smashed, I imagine he would sound like that Reverand from Cadyshack.

I'd make him some hash brownies. That would make him see God!

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
a bottle of gin or whatever... wonder what he'd say smashed

the same thing he says now? mmhghgngmam gegegemmun bnananananananananananmmmmmmyap!

sounds that way, but maybe he just isnt speaking english...and he may not actually be that enthusiastic about it

I would assume that he's not speaking English most of the time. It's not as if English is his native language.

The pope killed nazis, though. I can respect that.

The vatican has pretty much hidden all the info on what he did during WW II, and some researchers claim that he worked at IG Farben, selling chemicals. (Which happens to be the company which supplied chemicals to Auschwitz)

 

[Shelly21]

Cream of Sum Young Kid.

 

[Confused]

Baked Beans on toast

 

[Siddhartha]

My stove doesn't work. I would take him to my neighborhood sushi restaurant.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: yllus

Originally posted by: Howard
Can the Pope eat steak?

The Pope eats any damn thing he wants

I think he means the Pope would have a problem trying to cut the steak, considering the Parkinson's.

 

[PingSpike]

If it doesn't come in a can, or can't be cooked on the George Forman, microwave or toaster I just look at the woman with a furrowed brow and scratch my head in confusion. Then I let her take over.

So, the best thing I make is probably a lean mean fat reduced grill burger.

 

[Pastfinder]

Sacrilicious Waffles

 

[Nanotech]

I would make this amazing Sicilian dish that I came across in my Mafia Cookbook. Too long to list all ingredients but it contains a lot of vegetables including tons of eggplant.

I consider myself a pretty damn good cook but I out did myself with this dish.

 

[erikistired]

i make some killer tacos.

 

[Kelemvor]

Mac n Cheese. The way I make it it rocks. Not too soupy but not too dry. Mmm Mmm Good.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Pastfinder
Sacrilicious Waffles

Mmmmm...sacrilicious.

 

[fredtam]

Cyanide Chicken.

 

[TitanDiddly]

BBQ chicken thighs.

 

[DrNoobie]

Blowfish...raw and full of poison....mmmm Tetrodotoxin

 

[rickn]

im good at BBQ'ing, so I'd make him some really sloppy ribs, which would of course force him to take off those jewel incrusted rings, and after the beers kick in, I can swipe em

 

[IshmaelLeaver]

Where-a are you-a gonna put-a all of the waste-a oil?

ROFL