LOL, you really don't have a handle on me at all..
Within arm's reach, I have an iP4, an LG Optimus, an HTC Flyer, a BB PlayBook, a Kindle Touch, and a couple of iPads.
I'm not saying Apple devices are superior, I'm saying Apple is doing remarkably well and if someone is so blind as to miss the opportunity to make a ton of cash, that's their problem. I could happily live in an Android or Windows world exclusively, but I enjoy using all the different OS's and devices, (I paid full retail for the iPad's, but got the iP4 used, and picked up the Flyer and the PlayBook at a significant discount)
What I do see is a bunch of knotheads that don't want to admit that the world is changing, and for a forum attached to a tech site, and one of the best tech sites IMHO, it's amazing how you-all can't accept how the industry is changing.
I can use my BT keyboard with the iPad and nearly replace a laptop, especially since I got a WiFi printer, but the MBA is pretty sweet too.
Apple is fundamentally changing the way consumers use computing devices, maybe not the subset of a subset of Anandtech forum posters, but you can't ignore the sheer numbers of devices Apple is selling.