The Secret of Happiness

[clarkey01]

What?s the formula for leading a happy life?

 

[Mr N8]

Be content with what you have.

 

[TheAudit]

Be happy with yourself.

Or porn with women with huge chests.

 

[DougK62]

Love yourself.

And not just in the masturbation sense.

 

[puffff]

Whatever it is, you need lots of it. for example, lots of money, or lots of sex, ... or lots of jelly beans.

 

[PanzerIV]

A job you don't mind going to everyday (or better yet wealthy), a strong, supportive family and a wife that looks like she stepped out of the pages of a swimsuit magazine.

 

[VictorLazlo]

After reading your question, I looked over at my Demotivators calender for the month of October:

"Procrastination: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now."

 

[tweakmm]

Everything is meaningless.

 

[ATLien247]

42

 

[40Hands]

chill out and don't get over stressed about things...you will live longer and enjoy life more.

 

[clarkey01]

Stares @ sky and thinks ?why.? Lol


I spose I am happy, I mean, I got a gf , get to see her once a week since shes lives about an hour away by train, its been 4 years, on for 3, off for 1. I have decent groups of friends ( I?m 18 btw), I have fun, and I am in the final year of college and doing pretty well. But sometimes I feel so dry, like I am running on empty??

 

[gigapet]

mr leary said it best:

I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would." Hey! Join the fvcking club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a fvcking helmet, allright?! "I'm not happy. I'm not happy." Nobody's happy, ok!? Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second orgasm. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to fvcking work, ok!? That is it! End of fvcking list! "I'm just not happy." Shut the fvck up, allright? That's the name of my new book, "Shut the Fvck Up, by Doctor Denis Leary.

 

[eakers]

just know that "Everything always works out"
because everything does work out.. it has to or you die.

 

[cloude27]

:beer: that gets me by

 

[jagec]

You have to lie to yourself, and tell yourself that you're happy. It's actually not that hard to genuinely feel happy if you tell yourself you want to be.

Now, a meaningful life, on the other hand...

 

[FrustratedUser]

Happiness = k*(Money + m*sex)

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: clarkey01
Stares @ sky and thinks ?why.? Lol


I spose I am happy, I mean, I got a gf , get to see her once a week since shes lives about an hour away by train, its been 4 years, on for 3, off for 1. I have decent groups of friends ( I?m 18 btw), I have fun, and I am in the final year of college and doing pretty well. But sometimes I feel so dry, like I am running on empty??

You're 18 and in the final year of college? :Q Maybe you've been spending too much time hitting the books and not enough time acting your age literally and figuratively.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: clarkey01
What?s the formula for leading a happy life?

A healthy dose of serotonin.

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV

Originally posted by: clarkey01
Stares @ sky and thinks ?why.? Lol


I spose I am happy, I mean, I got a gf , get to see her once a week since shes lives about an hour away by train, its been 4 years, on for 3, off for 1. I have decent groups of friends ( I?m 18 btw), I have fun, and I am in the final year of college and doing pretty well. But sometimes I feel so dry, like I am running on empty??

You're 18 and in the final year of college? :Q Maybe you've been spending too much time hitting the books and not enough time acting your age literally and figuratively.

seriously.....me thinks your gonna regret wasting your youth in the library when your 80

 

[richardycc]

happiness is no worry.

 

[wfbberzerker]

you already have a happy life, you just have to realize it.

 

[amoeba]

being satisfied with what you have without losing drive for better things.

 

[clarkey01]

serotonin. ? thats found it scorpian stings am I wrong ?


I dont feel depressed but sometimes I feel so very dry, like I know I am doing the rite things, yet I always feel like I'm the guy in the back row of the photo. But there times when I feel on top of the world, but that never lasts. I feel like I'v got to do more, I feel like I have bad luck sometimes or that I cant find whats nagging at me. I'd like to quote a metallica song...

" So tear me open, pour me out.....There's things inside that scream and shout"

 

[clarkey01]

But dont any of you feel like you'v lived the same day other and other again ?

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: clarkey01
But dont any of you feel like you'v lived the same day other and other again ?

Please tell me you at least took LONG road trips on every single break while you were in college.

The cure for the feeling that you're living the same day over and over again, is to do something radically different every so often.