The Skoorbs need some help!

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

You see, I know Skoorb has no idea of what to get me for Christmas. If he leaves it to the last minute, I will probably end up getting something HE wants!

So, feel free to throw suggestions and hints to Skoorbie about things that you are getting your significant others...you know, laptop, some diamonds, that sorta thing.

As well, what on earth am I going to get for him? I have no idea! I know he does not want clothes and that's what it always seems to be cause I cannot think of anything else!

Suggestions?

 

[Aves]

Subwoofer + Amp


He's gonna buy it anyway, this way you get credit. There's always that new TV he was talking about.





Edit: Originally I thought this thread was gonna be about that stalker Gobadgrs

 

[PsychoAndy]

The best gifts IMHO are free.

No, not in that way.

-PAB

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
The best gifts IMHO are free.

No, not in that way.

-PAB

Why not in that way?

 

[ATLien247]

I'm not as picky as Skoorb, so I'll be happy with anything that you get me for Christmas...

 

[StageLeft]

Keep the prices low folks

 

[bunker]

Vera Wang perfume. My wife's been giving me subtle hints every time we see it in the mall........."Ooh, honey, see this, I want this!"

Real subtle eh? I have to admit, it does smell pretty damn good.

She also wants a tennis bracelet, don't know if she'll be getting that one or not.

 

[dirtboy]

If I had a significant other, I'd buy her a new car!

 

[Hammer]

mrs skoorb hinted she wanted age of mythology and a new processor for the computer

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: hammer09
mrs skoorb hinted she wanted age of mythology and a new processor for the computer

LOL

 

[Swag1138]

Fender 2002 American Deluxe Precision Bass


If he,or she, whichever, doesnt want it, feel free to send it my way.

 

[PsychoAndy]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Keep the prices low folks

HEY! Build her something!

Nothing says I love you than wood!

Goddamnit, WTF cant I stop saying stuff with dualistic meanings.

-PAB

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Keep the prices low folks

HEY! Build her something!

Nothing says I love you than wood!

Goddamnit, WTF cant I stop saying stuff with dualistic meanings.

-PAB

HAHA

 

[ElFenix]

the tools to build an end table for skoorb

an end table for mrsskoorb

 

[Darien]

Laptop -- iBooks are nice

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

You guys are funny!

Skoorbie:

I want that diamond ring, earings, nice bracelet too please.

Happy perfume by Clinique is awesome...maybe a gift certificate as well.

Laptop, audi, big TV...you get the idea here right?

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
the tools to build an end table for skoorb

an end table for mrsskoorb

Yeah, I thought about tools but I would not know what to buy...good idea. I will have to think on this one....

 

[Geekbabe]

Seems to me that you've got the best gift of all already, he's home with you,not a million miles away

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
You guys are funny!

Skoorbie:

I want that diamond ring, earings, nice bracelet too please.

Happy perfume by Clinique is awesome...maybe a gift certificate as well.

Laptop, audi, big TV...you get the idea here right?

:Q

Good thing Skoorb made all that cash off the Nigerian scam!

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
You guys are funny!

Skoorbie:

I want that diamond ring, earings, nice bracelet too please.

Happy perfume by Clinique is awesome...maybe a gift certificate as well.

Laptop, audi, big TV...you get the idea here right?

No problem. You just get me a new ferrari, new house, and a multi-million dollar portfolio so that I can retire and you'll get those items!

 

[Swag1138]

Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
You guys are funny!

Skoorbie:

I want that diamond ring, earings, nice bracelet too please.

Happy perfume by Clinique is awesome...maybe a gift certificate as well.

Laptop, audi, big TV,Fender American Delux P-Bass ...you get the idea here right?

I like your last suggestion. Go with that one.

 

[Brutuskend]

You could get one of these for Skoorb, if he's a typical male that is.....

Nice shade of green too, don't you think?

 

[PsychoAndy]

Speaking of which....

Perhaps The Skoorbs need some additional holiday income.

PAB Inc. is hiring energetic sales representatives! Must meet strict Ferengi Latinum Book Qualifications to hustle computer hardware to the masses. Commission based only. Send resume via PM. ATTN: PAB.



-PAB

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
You could get one of these for Skoorb, if he's a typical male that is.....

Nice shade of green too, don't you think?

HAHAH!

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

Originally posted by: Swag1138

Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
You guys are funny!

Skoorbie:

I want that diamond ring, earings, nice bracelet too please.

Happy perfume by Clinique is awesome...maybe a gift certificate as well.

Laptop, audi, big TV,Fender American Delux P-Bass ...you get the idea here right?

I like your last suggestion. Go with that one.

Gee...I think I know what someone wants for Christmas!