All you have to do is get a law degree, team up with other lawyers, take on some notable causes that most would support like stopping puppies from getting kicked or feeding the poor steak dinners. Then go out and fund raise and raise and raise. You now have a job for life, and good paying one too. Who is going to oppose you? In fact, if you point the finger at anyone you might even get more money!
We want to keep puppies from getting kicked and punish those that do! Wont you please send us $25 a month for this worthy cause?