FUN BALL!
Warning:
Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Fun Ball.
Caution: Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Fun Ball on concrete.
Discontinue use of Fun Ball if any of the following occurs: Itching, Vertigo, Dizziness, Tingling in extremities, Loss of balance or coordination, Slurred speech,Temporary Blindness, Profuse sweating, Heart Palpitations.
If Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration... Failure to do so relieves the makers of Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
If Fun Ball should become soiled, wipe gently with a soft cloth moistened with sulfuric acid.
Ingredients of Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Fun Ball.
Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Fun Ball. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!