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lxskllr

No Lifer
Nov 30, 2004
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Got to a job one morning, and we were hanging out at the truck getting ready to start. A blue jay flew over, and perched on the open door. It jumped in the truck on the dash, and we hand fed it donuts. A couple minutes later it flew off, and we never saw it again.
 

Oyeve

Lifer
Oct 18, 1999
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Early in my IT career I was working at BMG Music (RCA Records division) and laptops were fairly new, 92-93 era, and one main CEO whom I cannot mention was infamous about hating tech to the point that all he had was a paper trail strewn all about his office. Being the newer IT guy I was told to set up this Compaq LTE Elite laptop for him and train him on its use. Well, I did, went back to my office and about 2 hours later I get a call from his assistant saying that there is something wrong with the screen. So I hightail it back to his office and when I take the laptop there is a 45 caliber sized hole through the middle of the screen. The bastard shot it! Back then these laptops cost many thousands!
 
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Exterous

Super Moderator
Jun 20, 2006
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I was pretty new to the job so when they sent me to do a site survey for a building we were redoing a part of I didn't really know anything about the building (and it was for a large organization that worked in tons of different areas). My coworkers certainly didn't say anything. I show up and, of course, my keycard doesn't open the doors so I have to ring for someone to let me in. He opens the door part way and gives me a skeptical glare.

"You're not a protester are you?"
Uh no. Why?
"We get those sometimes and they try to get in here."
Oh. Ok?

After I get inside I tell him why I'm there and he says "Oh right. They told me you would be coming." and hands me a key. "This opens some of the doors you'll need but you'll have to come back and get me for the back part of the building." So I go on my merry way and walk past a bunch of pretty non descript offices and whatnot to get to where I need to be. The first two large rooms were completely empty - having been cleared out in preparation for the work. The third was not. It was a 20'x35' room with several rows of shelving all of which were completely full of transparent bins. Since these bins were against every wall I had to move a few to get an accurate measurement of the room's dimensions. This meant I got a pretty good close up of the contents. Inside each bin were numerous individually wrapped and labeled cross sections of brains. I did notice that, while fairly large, they were too small to be an adult human brain. After a couple of blinks I think "Ah. Medical research"

So I finish up and go back to get the guy to let me in the other rooms. As we headed back there I asked about a room I had noticed earlier. It had a different security reader on it and the door was obviously much heavier duty. "That's where we keep the cocaine."

Oh. Of course.

When we get to the last room he tells me "You're really lucky."

Why is that?

"We just moved the last of the monkeys out. If you had come earlier you have to measure this last room while the monkeys throw poo at you." He thought that was very funny. I was just glad that no one was going to be throwing poo at me. Anyway it turns out this place studied the effects of cocaine (and other drugs at various times) and addition on the brains of monkeys.

When I got back to work everyone wanted to know how my visit to the 'Monkey House' went - obviously amused at having kept the new guy in the dark about his task.
 

bradly1101

Diamond Member
May 5, 2013
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www.bradlygsmith.org
I was pretty new to the job so when they sent me to do a site survey for a building we were redoing a part of I didn't really know anything about the building (and it was for a large organization that worked in tons of different areas). My coworkers certainly didn't say anything. I show up and, of course, my keycard doesn't open the doors so I have to ring for someone to let me in. He opens the door part way and gives me a skeptical glare.

"You're not a protester are you?"
Uh no. Why?
"We get those sometimes and they try to get in here."
Oh. Ok?

After I get inside I tell him why I'm there and he says "Oh right. They told me you would be coming." and hands me a key. "This opens some of the doors you'll need but you'll have to come back and get me for the back part of the building." So I go on my merry way and walk past a bunch of pretty non descript offices and whatnot to get to where I need to be. The first two large rooms were completely empty - having been cleared out in preparation for the work. The third was not. It was a 20'x35' room with several rows of shelving all of which were completely full of transparent bins. Since these bins were against every wall I had to move a few to get an accurate measurement of the room's dimensions. This meant I got a pretty good close up of the contents. Inside each bin were numerous individually wrapped and labeled cross sections of brains. I did notice that, while fairly large, they were too small to be an adult human brain. After a couple of blinks I think "Ah. Medical research"

So I finish up and go back to get the guy to let me in the other rooms. As we headed back there I asked about a room I had noticed earlier. It had a different security reader on it and the door was obviously much heavier duty. "That's where we keep the cocaine."

Oh. Of course.

When we get to the last room he tells me "You're really lucky."

Why is that?

"We just moved the last of the monkeys out. If you had come earlier you have to measure this last room while the monkeys throw poo at you." He thought that was very funny. I was just glad that no one was going to be throwing poo at me. Anyway it turns out this place studied the effects of cocaine (and other drugs at various times) and addition on the brains of monkeys.

When I got back to work everyone wanted to know how my visit to the 'Monkey House' went - obviously amused at having kept the new guy in the dark about his task.

I've had a much less intense experience but the same sentiment when I got back to work once. It was impossible to know what the customer did as I approached the door in a nondescript gray, boring building a little south of downtown LA off Washington. They were pornographers {gasp}.

Having had to take medication, I know that monkey research, (+the cages) is important, especially for pharmaceuticals. I'd be dead without that research and somewhat ironically, what ails me originated back in the fifties (earlier?) in humans from contact with monkey blood, chimpanzees are dinner in some places.

And Jane Goodall's work is a force in my mind for ending all animal studies. But who needs to study when I can sit on this bull writhing in pain for a few seconds and get cheered by thousands?
 

bradly1101

Diamond Member
May 5, 2013
4,689
294
126
www.bradlygsmith.org
Dealing with the radioactive dead dog landfill and the radioactive dead monkey landfill rise to the top of the list.

Then there was the guy who wanted to stop us from reclaiming an old mine because he wanted to use it as a set for a cowboy zombie movie. The mine was stupid dangerous and would have provided actual dead people had he tried to send people into it. Looking back, the guy was way ahead of his time as his plan predated the zombie craze of the past decade. He would have been famous.
Mines can be in really cool places. I used to backpack with my family a lot as a kid, many times we took trails that had an abandoned mine, some of the most vivid memories.

https://www.geocaching.com/geocache...ill?guid=7d94afa7-ff72-4e22-ad6b-0e8d1e5e7c99
 

bradly1101

Diamond Member
May 5, 2013
4,689
294
126
www.bradlygsmith.org
On my way out of the plant for lunch one day, a guy carrying a towel was coming up to the door from the sidewalk and went in the door as I went out. I stood outside waiting for my buddy and heard screaming and a series of thuds. I ran back in and saw the guy who just went past me lunging (slowly and ineptly) at the receptionist with a foot-long kitchen knife - the missed swings hitting the desk making the thuds as she ran around the desk to avoid the knife. She ran out of her office and yanked the door shut, and a co-worker grabbed the doorknob and hung on to keep the guy from opening the door. I ran down the block to the police station, panted out what I saw and two cops jumped into a cop car and drove up to the plant.

By the time I ran back they were taking the guy out in handcuffs and now it was obvious he was stumbling drunk. The co-worker who was holding the door shut said the guy never tried to open it and was just sitting at the receptionist's desk when the cops told my co-worker to move away and went in with guns drawn.

Found out that the towel he was carrying was hiding the knife, and the guy was the receptionist's ex.

To make it weirder, the big VP insinuated that I should have realized the guy had no business going in the plant and stopped him. No matter that they regularly hired people on work-release to do manual labor and the receptionist's ex was better groomed and less intoxicated than many of those ex-cons.
That was a thriller. Thanks.

I used to let people into my apartment building I didn't know unintentionally (it was a big building, in not the best area), and not willing to act as a security guard. My brother came over once and it happened after office hours, and I was caught on video letting him in after some trouble. The manager told me not to do that. Being a bit hobbled I confronted her back calmly.
What should I have done?
Not let him in.
How?
Tell him to use the entry system.
If he wanted to do that why didn't he?
Because he wanted to sleep on the roof!
OK, so what if he didn't yield to my command?
Call the police.
OK, I'll be more careful.

I'm paying you to live here and you want me to be your security guard? I saw all sorts of expensive "upgrades." They came around to all the long timers and painted once. They did my living room in gloss. "It's easier to clean." boo
 
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