The Terminator vs. The Predator

[Childs]

Omg this is getting hilariously homoerotic.

Pretty soon were going to have a solid script for some predator on terminator porn. Which will obviously end in the predator splooging in the terminators eye and then not calling.

I entered this thread expecting a serious Terminator vs Predator discussion, but I had to adapt when it was established that Terminators are gay. I now believe SkyNet originally sent Terminators back in time to kill John Connor because in the future he refused to make them penises. Thats why they made the T1000 model, to not only have a penis, but make it so that they can stick it up their own butts. Thats why they only sent one back at a time, the rest of them were too busy having sex with themselves, and the reason they eventually lose the war.

 

[zinfamous]

I entered this thread expecting a serious Terminator vs Predator discussion, but I had to adapt when it was established that Terminators are gay. I now believe SkyNet originally sent Terminators back in time to kill John Connor because in the future he refused to make them penises. Thats why they made the T1000 model, to not only have a penis, but make it so that they can stick it up their own butts. Thats why they only sent one back at a time, the rest of them were too busy having sex with themselves, and the reason they eventually lose the war.

It's all true

 

[TERMINATOR777]

Poor Predator. He will just keep getting raped and not be able to move by THE TERMINATOR.

 

[DigDog]

TERMINATOR is a pussy

 

[TERMINATOR777]

TERMINATOR is a pussy

She failed. Just like Predator would and you know it makes you mad.

 

[BladeVenom]

Nice picture. It perfectly illustrates how the Terminators are too stupid to aim for the heart or head. He stabs her in the shoulder and she gets away, again.

 

[TERMINATOR777]

Nice picture. It perfectly illustrates how the Terminators are too stupid to aim for the heart or head. He stabs her in the shoulder and she gets away, again.

Nope she didnt get away. and if you saw the movie then you'd know why he stabbed her in the shoulder, but i guess you're to lazy to watch a movie, understand english and comprehend whats going on. he's killed people in the head, eyes, mouth and heart before, but nm you didnt know because you didnt watch the movie otherwise i wouldnt be sitting here schooling you. =))

 

[sdifox]

think as a brick Terminator from the future was destroyed by a waitress... Not even the time differential helped the Terminator.

 

[sdifox]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MLtgJ6Xrjc&feature=related

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Nice picture. It perfectly illustrates how the Terminators are too stupid to aim for the heart or head. He stabs her in the shoulder and she gets away, again.

The next line I believe was "Call out to your son."

 

[TERMINATOR777]

think as a brick Terminator from the future was destroyed by a waitress... Not even the time differential helped the Terminator.

Waitress never killed him. all she did was shoot him and run out of bullets. as usual your lies fail.

 

[sdifox]

Waitress never killed him. all she did was shoot him and run out of bullets. as usual your lies fail.

see post 959 for evidence of your demise.

 

[TERMINATOR777]

see post 959 for evidence of your demise.

what in the hell is post 959? and you have no evidence because you're a liar.

 

[sdifox]

what in the hell is post 959? and you have no evidence because you're a liar.

http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=33521464&postcount=959


The truth shall set you free. In your case, squished. By a waitress.

 

[sdifox]

A cyborg from 2029 could not kill a waitress from 1984...and the whole reason why skynet sent the Terminator back in time is because Skynet was being trashed by the son of a waitress in 2029.

Ergo the Terminator program is an utter failure.

 

[TERMINATOR777]

http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=33521464&postcount=959


The truth shall set you free. In your case, squished. By a waitress.

Nope she never laid a finger on him, but he laid a finger on her and put her in alot of pain, so as usual your logics fail =))

 

[TERMINATOR777]

A cyborg from 2029 could not kill a waitress from 1984...and the whole reason why skynet sent the Terminator back in time is because Skynet was being trashed by the son of a waitress in 2029.

Ergo the Terminator program is an utter failure.

The waitress and John connor both got owned by THE TERMINATOR

TERMINATOR 3 John states his mother died of Lukemia. The scene where TERMINATOR sticks his finger in her is prolly what caused it. if metal penatrates your body, it can cause serious medical problems.

 

[DigDog]

ofc when we operate on someone we use stone tools

 

[sdifox]

The waitress and John connor both got owned by THE TERMINATOR

TERMINATOR 3 John states his mother died of Lukemia. The scene where TERMINATOR sticks his finger in her is prolly what caused it. if metal penatrates your body, it can cause serious medical problems.

See, you even agree with me that terminator got pwned by a waitress.

 

[DigDog]

remind me again what happens at the end of T1 ?
edit : remind me again what happens at the end of T2 ?

ffs these poor termis never managed to win in a single film

 

[TERMINATOR777]

See, you even agree with me that terminator got pwned by a waitress.

Are you really that special ed retarded that you cannot read what I said?

let me repeat it again one more time for you retarded boy and school you.

I said " The waitress and John both got owned by THE TERMINATOR " meaning he killed them.

What your mentally handicapped brain thought i said was " TERMINATOR got owned by the waitress " which is false.

There now can you comprehend that special ed boy?

 

[Childs]

Are you really that special ed retarded that you cannot read what I said?

let me repeat it again one more time for you retarded boy and school you.

I said " The waitress and John both got owned by THE TERMINATOR " meaning he killed them.

What your mentally handicapped brain thought i said was " TERMINATOR got owned by the waitress " which is false.

There now can you comprehend that special ed boy?

lol to be fair, you make stuff up thats against Terminator canon, so nothing is out of bounds. He could have simply read it as "owned" instead of "got owned", cause, well, thats what actually happened. So again, just like in every Terminator movie, you lose, cause you are basing your "schooling" on a false statement!

 

[TERMINATOR777]

lol to be fair, you make stuff up thats against Terminator canon, so nothing is out of bounds. He could have simply read it as "owned" instead of "got owned", cause, well, thats what actually happened. So again, just like in every Terminator movie, you lose, cause you are basing your "schooling" on a false statement!

I spelled it " Owned "

Yes i'm a liar when there is clearly nothing to lie about. You also admitted that this kid can't read worth a shit.

No, Everything i say about THE TERMINATOR is true facts. You either make up lies or you just never saw the movie, one of the two.

 

[sdifox]

shit, I post the actual video segment showing Terminator being pwed by a waitress and you cry foul.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KeniFoiT-0


Again, an automaton from the future gets pwend by a waitress. And the reason the automaton was sent to the past was because it's mama was being pwed badly by the waitress's son.

Terminator fail.

 

[sdifox]

Extra! Extra! Waitress squishes dumb automaton, read all about it.